Humans are 2 legged creatures from earth, a planet that is 75% water.
Humans are know for their wide variety of penis shapes and sizes, and for their disturbing and puke inducing sexual deviances.
Human government type is democracy, where the slaves vote between 2 random humans while somehow believing those humans dont work for the same group.
Humans smell bad, have awful tastes in media and fashion, are long lived and sweat piss.