I look out my window and see the Highway Patrolman's next door neighbor talking to him and playing with his dog.
I go over and ring his doorbell and he comes out pointing a gun at me in his full dress uniform and yells, "WHAT DID YOU RING MY DOORBELL FOR?!"
They're mentally ill, bro
What if I needed help? I was just trying to meet him and find out who my neighbor was. I thought he might have been moved in to protect me by the State.
