Yonkers: "WHY THE FUCK DO YOU KEEP COMING HERE?"

Why?
(*) Because: YOU BITE EVERY TIME.
That's it. Yes, it’s that simple.

Yonkers: "What are you even gaining from any of this?"
(*) JUST TO LAUGH AT YOUR FOOLISHNESS.
That's it. Yes, it’s that simple.

(*) Simply: Your replies and responses are hilariously entertaining, even if you don’t realise it. Yes, it’s that simple.

NOTE: That's not the answer you would like to hear, but that's the honest reason.

Thanks for playing this game (You) invented, anon. It's always so much fun to see you take pointless shitposting so seriously.