Foo Plinger 01/17/2024 (Wed) 09:59 No.21733 del
He escaped again, we need to stop letting him watch prison movies. This time he took inspiration from The Green Mile and trained a mouse to go get keys. I don't think he watched it properly because that's not the plot at all, but it's what he did all the same.
We think he was hiding the mouse inside his person, which was also not in the movie.
Apologies for this lapse and we will work harder going forward.