THE REAL REASON WHY JORDAN (aka. Yonkers/Poopcat/Mittens/Macker/Megan/Shittens etc.) HAD TO LEAVE LIVING IN YONKERS NY.

It is time to reveal why Jordan and his family were forced (by his actions) to leave their home and friends in Yonkers and move to PA.

Of course, Jordan would not want this information to be publicly known, and he will no doubt claim it's all a lie and never happened, as a feeble attempt to save himself from embarrassment.

In short: Jordan thought it would be 'fun' to play what he called “The 'Look at my Pee-Pee' Game” in front of some small children at the local playground.

Police were called, arrests were made, and statements and photos were taken.

What he found the most personally embarrassing was when one of the children pointed and laughed, and said, “My baby brother's is bigger than that.” (Yes, that is in the Police report).

After this incident, Jordan's family made the decision to move interstate to PA, where they believed the local Police would not have a copy of his reported activities.

Unfortunately, with his ongoing “flashing” activities, both locally and online, his activities are known to local Police authorities as well.

We all here wish this was a laugh, a joke, a larp. Sadly, it is not. We wish we could cite our authentic sources, but for their personal safety, we refrain from doing so. Let's just say that “they are someone close to the inner family circle”.