>>1
Hey I can actually use the 5th one as a banner on end. Noice.

Lazy banners, brah

OH my God NOOOOO!!!!

ANALOCKMAN has returned!

Proof that Yonkers IS Analockman!!!

>>4
FOR. FUCK. SAKE.
I am not that guy at all. I talk a bit better than him as well if that says anything
Also THAT IS HTAENOTE YOU FUCKING UNCULTURED FAKE LORE FANATIC

>>5
Who are you, Anon?

And why are you being so hostile to our own Boards' OC?

>>5
>I talk a bit better than him as well if that says anything
That isn't saying much everyone talks better than him but to only talk "a bit better" isn't something to brag about tbh

Also wth is this bypass bullshit when I try to use a vpn

Test

>>8
Works fine for me.

>>11
Just had to switch regions I think first it wanted a block bypass then it said I was banned now its letting me post

>>33
Looks like you got "Yonkered"...

"Digital Autism"

>>6
I'm not anon you dumb old man.
>>7
...?
>>36
My god shut up. Even the people working on "nothing failed" are quite better than you

>>37
Who are you talking about, anon?
And who are you to say such things?
Do you enjoy abusing people you do not know? Is it some sort of sexual thing for you?
Hiding behind you anon mask!
Despicable!

A new song for Yonkers:
"Some say, 'That's Yonkers', I say, 'That's Poop'."
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XgemM7Jxejk [Embed]

"Stop Calling Me Yonkers!"
"Stop Calling Me Yonkers" : https://voca.ro/v1pd4WiuoN

"Stop Calling Me Yonkers" on Youtube [Full size!] : https://youtube.com/watch?v=EWX2dKx66pQ [Embed]
LOTS of Yonkers on YouTube : https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLzKNznCXn-V5BPSPjsrc5PbuDwE-R4JEQ

(Thanx to anon on /bant/!)

Nice board

>>93
Fuck off.

>>2058
I was talking to Joshua (Jordan's younger brother) on his Discord the other day.

he told me that Jordan often gets lost in his own home - that's why he could never do a "House Tour" with anyone - he was scared he would get lost and embarrass himself.

>>3623
>>3623
No, you weren't you fucking retard. You don't even talk to children at all

>>3645
This guy seems to know a lot about stuff that happens online. Maybe we should all stop and pay attention to what he says.

>>3645
>You don't even talk to children at all
Not much of a pedo then, is he?

>>3657
he had a supervisor that's why klim doesn't talk to them you fucking idiot.
he still likes lolis unfortunately, joke or not
>>3653
Because I don't make up lies, only your dumb ass does, or tries to deny any of their said actions.
>we
not a lot of people want to agree with you
>>3658
mittens doesn't like cece

>>3661
Then why does every /b/ drawfag get to fuck mittens?

>>3661
>I don't make up lies
jojo your opposite talk is out of control

>>3677
He is not cheating nor getting cheated on. He's MINE and that's final, anon.
>>3679
no, because i don't look up for the lies you fucking say at all. i hate pedophilia, and zoophilia. posting adults and fictional anthros are not the same as that

>>3682
Only Yael belongs to Scetic. Mittens is just a homosexual whore cheating on you with anyone that whips their dicks out.

>>3685
you're such a retard though. we get that he owns it, why do you fucking say it like it's some sort of cheer moment for you?
also mittens aint homosexual he likes both male and female. and he even likes agender icons too. hell he even likes fwench fwy.

Also I did even acknowledge her tbh. Since July 30th.

>>3687
He owns Yael like everyone owns that poopcat asshole, yes.

MOAR of SCETIC's (©®™ 2022) YAEL!

Let's be clear. Scetic brought the rights and trademark for the whole flufferian species. Poopcat no longer owns them. Scetic is their legal owner he even owns Mittens the most popular flufferian. Scetic is the much better owner, anyway. He actually cares and protects his OCs. This is Official©®™ Canon now.
➽ [●] Yonkers good friend Ren talking to Yonkers, about Scetic and Yonkers going to court for custody of Yael, 21 August 2022 [0:00:30]: https://files.catbox.moe/yx3lp7.mp3
➽ [●] Yonkers Phone Call [01 edit], 21 August 2022 [0:01:52]: https://voca.ro/1dtLTBqIAsdE
➽ [●] Yonkers Phone Call [Full, 0:05:53], 21 August 2022: https://files.catbox.moe/4ior72.mp3
➽ [●] Call with Yonkers - all three versions, 21 August 2022: https://archive.org/details/callwithyonkers1/
➽ [●] Poopcat: Why are you so Weird? [edit]: https://files.catbox.moe/zn7b19.mp3


23 August 2022
So... here's the Timeline of what's happened so far:

>someone posts an old drawing of our boy drew of a character named yael
>scetic decides to claim her as his own
>draws art of her
>yoinkass sees this
>gets upset that scetic is claiming his character
>people tell him that yael belongs to scetic
>people demand that he edits his wiki page about her to address this fact
>people start posting his phone number and telling people to call him
>ren sees this and proceeds to do just that
>uploads the call
>surprisingly yoinkass doesn't care at first
>i ask ren if there are anymore parts of the call and mention that i'm going to edit them together and upload them to archive.org
>only then does yoinkass get upset
>proceeds to sperg out for about 30 minutes before going to bed and blames me for the call being recorded
>people on /b/ discuss having a pretend court session over discord and recording it
>the next day
>yoinkass edits the wiki page to say that the character is scetic's (pic related)
>makes peace with scetic
>someone calls him a pussy for handing her over to him
>he gets pissed again
>decides to immediately go back to saying that the character wasn't scetic's
>claims he was just pretending
>deletes the wiki page all together
>comes in acting tough and making demands that i delete the recording from archive.org
>i don't delete it
>he disappears and carmen comes in
>she's been schizoposting about spaceman for like an hour now
>and it goes on and on…
100% keks


Let's be clear. Scetic brought the rights and trademark for the whole flufferian species. Poopcat no longer owns them. Scetic is their legal owner he even owns Mittens the most popular flufferian. Scetic is much better owner, anyway. He actually cares and protects his OCs. This is Official©®™ Canon now.
➽ [●] Yonkers good friend Ren talking to Yonkers, about Scetic and Yonkers going to court for custody of Yael, 21 August 2022 [0:00:30]: https://files.catbox.moe/yx3lp7.mp3
➽ [●] Yonkers Phone Call [01 edit], 21 August 2022 [0:01:52]: https://voca.ro/1dtLTBqIAsdE
➽ [●] Yonkers Phone Call [Full, 0:05:53], 21 August 2022: https://files.catbox.moe/4ior72.mp3
➽ [●] Call with Yonkers - all three versions, 21 August 2022: https://archive.org/details/callwithyonkers1/
➽ [●] Yonkers Arguing with Scetic [himself]: https://voca.ro/14z0csPp2IV8
➽ [●] Yonkers abuses Scetic: https://voca.ro/1dUDGnyCASbF

🤦‍♂️🤢💩👶😒🤡😑🤯🥔🥴😱😖💩👺😠😨💩😕😵😬

©®™ Poopcat Co. 2022
“Secret Squirrel Seen Shitting on Secret Starter Road”
ϞϞ(๑⚈ ․̫ ⚈๑)∩

>>3658
What a total whore Mittens has become.
Yonkers has a lot to answer for!

necrobumping this thread

>>11957
Thanks. Geordie is still seething about the whole Scetic/Yael thing, after all this time. What a stupid cunt.

>>11964
You're a stupid cunt since you won't stop LYING.

>>11971
>geordie seething
>says the person who says geordie is seething is lying
lol
primo opposite talk

>>11971
Nice seethe, Geordie.

Try again, OK?

>>11998

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 54 (updated):

"Project onto others what I perceive to be my own failings, faults, flaws, weaknesses, inconsistencies, deficiencies and shortcomings; reflect onto others the blame for things I perceive to be negative characteristics about myself. "Your perception of me is a reflection of you". ie. "I am (You)". "

>>11978
>>11985
Not seething lol
>>11998
>>11999
Those techniques don't exist.

>>12002
That is your PDD speaking loud and clear, Jordan.

It actually IS a well-known and heavily documented psychological concept; it's just unfortunate that it does not fit into YOUR canon Lore.

➽ Yonkers Technique N° 54: Project onto others what I perceive to be my own failings, faults, flaws, weaknesses, inconsistencies, deficiencies, and shortcomings; reflect onto others the blame for things I perceive to be negative characteristics about myself. "My perception of you is a reflection of me". ie. "You am I".

>>11998
when have i ever "failed" to prove that you're a sick creep, everything you have done is documented you know.
stop trying to run away from the consequences just because i caught you saving a thousand pictures of my kid face

>>22233
geordie the law punishes more harshly for distributing than it do for storing
so are you saying those pictures is bad
because if you are then you admitting to posting every single one of them first
lol

>>22233
It sounds like Yonkers is 100% correct this time. We must all confess our deepest sorrow and repent for our crimes against him, repent and tuern a new more postive and encouraging leaf with him from now on.

Anyways... I thought you were not going to dwell on the past any more, anon? Were we all somehow mistaken about that? At least I don't copy/paste and repeat myself all the time.

It sounds like Yonkers is 100% correct this time. We must all confess our deepest sorrow and repent for our crimes against him, repent and tuern a new more postive and encouraging leaf with him from now on.

Anyways... I thought you were not going to dwell on the past any more, anon? Were we all somehow mistaken about that? At least I don't copy/paste and repeat myself all the time.