This is klim-pasta from years ago:

Yonkers is the Captain of the ‘USS Diaper’, with his lusty crew of Master Baites, Seaman Staines, Roger the Cabin Boy, Major Disaster, Corporal Punishment and Private Parts. Together, they journey thru the bowels of time... with the upmost guidance from Toilet Man, and his trusty sidekicks Bowel Boy and Diaper Girl.

I'm gonna drop the other idea for this one. I'm adding your version as the original and taking The Human One to turn into the diaper lord and side with Klim's toilet man memes as his naval prate crew. Together they will want to take down your kitty god for control of the kitty god kingdom. I gotta come up with how I want the new Lord Diaper and Toilet Man to look. Idk if anyone will help. But basically aj can join in with kosei the cyclops or whatever on the mainland for control of the kitty god kingdom etc. Its just a project for the board sonits nothing serious anyway

Okay the easiest way to develop the story is to make a sketch that represents a segment of the story. On the consecutively numbered (1-2-3 etc.) image write that portion of the story. As you put these into a folder they will line up. It will be easy to make a pdf or other visual media...OR see below.
I just started looking at the tuts for OpenShot video editor and for RedNote book for pdf https://rednotebook.sourceforge.io/
RedNotebook is a modern desktop journal. It lets you format, tag and search your entries. You can also add pictures, links and customizable templates, spell check your notes, and export to plain text, HTML, Latex or PDF. It means the file can be saved to your desktop in the above formats. This seems to be a great way to do a Graphic novel (Manga) wouldn't you agree? So guys I'm going to let you run with it, have fun and if you need advice and/or a gentle and kind critique let me know.
W :^)

"the Human One" loses his lole network and blames the kitty god and dons a diaper as his crown. He then reaches out to Toilet Man for his crusade. The brother of Mittens sick of pg bullshit joins them. Mittens now must make a choice on who to side with. Lord Diaper and Toilet Man must now take down everyone to challenge The Kitty God. Toiletism will crush the kitty god kingdom and rise a new era.

Oh yeah your diaper guards. They can serve as Lord Diaper's mercenaries or something. So are you in on our new story? I call it Nothing Failed.

>something about yes town being the home village
Okay, I'm not sure what town it is in Nothing Go.
But their house nearly looks like they live alone in some cul-de-sac place honestly... not even "or something" counts a bit...

Ok for the first scene I think it should be Toilet Man engaging The Kitty God on his own in battle. Where both are half assing it and not getting too into aggresive tactics.
The Kitty God will say: GTFO of my kingdom Toilet Man I banished you years ago why are you back?
Toilet Man will respond: The mighty Lord Diaper has sent me!
A few more attacks and blocks happen before The Kitty God stops and looks all puzzled.
The Kitty God then says: Who?
Toilet Man now retreating will shout: In due time you will see matey!
And this kicks off the intro to Nothing Failed

Meanwhile Lord Diaper will be exchanging strong words with Mittens on their stance over this whole coup.
Mittens will say:

>Don't do this. It's not too late to stop. If you go through with this you won't live to see it end.

Lord Diaper responds:

>It's now or never. I need to know where your loyalties stand.

Mittens will just shake his head in a simple no then say:

>I will not be involved in the mess you create.

Lord Diaper will then state:

>So be it.

And with that he departs and walks off toward the beaches where Toilet Man and his crew are stationed

Adding onto this for more detail. The little scrap Toilet Man instigated against Kitty God was seen as entertaining on Toilet Man's end and a warning to the dangers to come as things start to set into motion. Where as Kitty God is agitated and annoyed by the encounter. Not as a serious threat but as something he had to put up with to ruin his day. So bringing up this new Lord Diaper isn't seen as a real threat until it's too late.

This next part is loose and shakey. Lord Diaper next presents himself at the helms of the kingdom and stares down the Diaper Guards. Who give in to his hypnotic stare. And surrender allegiance to The Kitty God and turn to side with The Diaper Lord. All while Toilet Man preps his crew for the slaughter awaiting them all. Meanwhile Mittens still struggles with who he will fight for. And Shittens finally appears at the beaches bitching about his brother and other unrelated things for the cause.
So far no blood has been drawn so a declaration of war has not appeared. Things appear calm but are not as they seem.

>proposed fork in the storyline
And then suddenly 'LainBee' appears in the sky like an angel, and convinces everyone to ban together and fight against the Zombie Nigger Hoard. Our heroes were so consumed with their own concerns that they totally didn't realize this common foe that needed killing before it became worse. And so LainBee administered the oath of the Brotherhood of KickAss to fight the Zombies and they all had a party to make plans and meanwhile became great friends after all, for the time being.

>And then suddenly 'LainBee' appears in the sky like an angel

Not against it, but she should appear after the last great battle between kitty god and toilet man to warn of a bigger threat

>and convinces everyone to ban together and fight against the Zombie Nigger Hoard

We can instead call it aj's army of Nothing Go(at!) creatures. Or are you commited to zombies?

>Our heroes were so consumed with their own concerns that they totally didn't realize this common foe that needed killing before it became worse

I dig it.
.>And so LainBee administered the oath of the Brotherhood of KickAss to fight the Zombies
Alright so the already depleted numbers for control of kitty god realm gotta set aside their beef to calm down aj. I can roll with it.

>and they all had a party to make plans

Gotta add humour somehow tbh.

>became great friends after all, for the time being

Eh, we can call them tolerating each other but not technical friends. The control of the kitty god realm lust is still there but they will not slaughter each other only for aj to win the kingdom.
Any changes or wanna just stick to your fork as a side story?

>Master Baites
>Seaman Staines
>Roger the Cabin Boy
>Major Disaster
>Corporal Punishment
>Private Parts
>Toilet Man
>Bowel Boy
>Diaper Girl

A crew of 9 backed by

>Lord Diaper
>Shittens
>The Diaper Guards

vs however many characters Jordan has. I guess we gotta make Kitty God some God King to withstand being outnumbered.

Before LainBee kicks in Toilet Man and Lord Diaper manage to reach the main land for an assault on the kingdom itself. Lord Diaper was clever enough to leave the Diaper Guards dormant. And Toilet Man took his ship through the sewers to avoid detection. After Lord Diaper and Shittens shed blood against a few of Jordan's characters the hint is made and Kitty God revs up for war. An all out blood shed is declared on the kingdom itself when Kitty God witnesses his guards betray him. This drives him into God Mode to the point of killing all around yet focusing on Lord Diaper who cannot withstand the blows...

The guards are shred to pieces. Toilet Man's crew is heavily wounded. And Lord Diaper is finally about to stare the dead face to face with the choke of Kitty God's hand. Until Toilet Man does the ultimate sacrifice. He pulls his last wicked move "the royal flush card" his ace up his sleeve. He drags Kitty God down into the sewers with him and into the sea to be forgotten. The crew heavily damaged is in awe and shock. Lord Diaper at the brink of death is dropped to his knees. Only to see his only hope die. Kitty God himself breaks free from Toilet Man's curse by slicing himself in half and regenerating.

>aj's nothing go(at!) version
Mittens (dead as of issue 1), Nittems (body double twin of Mittens that looks exactly the same), Lord Yonkers of Shitto the Odorous (based on an actual guy that eats shit named Jordan Rivera), Adolf Hitler from the WW2 series and the merry autismbeasts that slave away eternally raping all in their path at Lord Shitto's command (he's a sick fuck)

>feedback tbh
But it's your imaginary story and it can be anything that you want. There is nothing to criticize really, but here is a way to resolve your doubts.
During the illustration part changes to the story line will happen in your mind to resolve it as you go, make the changes then. Your story, your line of logic, your dream world, over time it will become clear, have faith in yourself, relax and let it happen.

Toilet Man unlike Lord Diaper is not fueled by hate but a twisted sense of love.

I just based Toilet Man and Kitty God off of Klim and Yonkers. And how they have a toxic love/hate relationship where they need to just get a room and fuck at this point tbh. lord Diaper is "the human one" fueled by anger. And everyone else is caught in this triangle. Maybe I can base a couple other characters off of you and aj in the next chapter.

Should be most of what I want saved from the thread tbh. Should be enough to keep it going.

>>32
Thank U, Anon! 👍👍👍👍👍

>>12
I am loving the visual concept of "Lord Diaper" here, already - demented, mysterious, creepy... wearing a diaper on his head!

"demented"
No, I don't even that Lord Diaper is demented. Mysterious? Yes.
Creepy? Far from it, but he does have a diaper head.... hmm...
I might draw him though... maybe if that's ok.

>>34
>>35
No probs anything to keep the party going n____n
>>38
>I might draw him though... maybe if that's ok.
Yes pls he belongs to all of us as far as I am concerned.

Diaper_Girl lives!!!

>Shittens finally appears at the beaches bitching about his brother and other unrelated things for the cause.

Shittens arrives to the stationed crew only to see Toilet Man having a little picnic on the beaches equipped with a small table and luxury items where he is currently day drinking. Toilet Man then waves Shittens over and pours him a drink.
Shittens then says

>Cut the bullshit what is it you and Lord Diaper are planning?

Toilet Man replies

>A new era my boy, Toiletism will inherit the soon to be fallen kingdom

Shittens not looking amused

>You two retards don't have a plan...

This causes Toilet Man to laugh it off

>Aye aye lad plans fall apart all the time so we're winging it

Shittens then sighs

>When have things ever gone your way? Wtf makes you think this little idea of yours will work?

Toilet Man trying to come off as sly

>Ye of little faith aren't here for no reason it is written in the stars!

Shittens then states

>Whatever man, if things end up going south I won't hesitate to turn on you

Toilet Man with a smile extending his hand

>Welcome aboard mate!

And thus comes to be Shittens now backing up Toilet Man and Lord Diaper's unholy union.

>>53
>>54
"Nothing Failed" - A /baaa2/ Collaboration
"Our Art Our Board"
Draft Dated 02/02/20

(PLEASE NOTE: Nothing here has been 'edited', just copy/pasted from /baa2/, so we have a 'record' of some random concepts anons have posted (nothing official, just anons throwing ideas around happily). Nothing here is gospel or canon, OK? Thanks (Just trying to 'do my bit', that's all. Ta.)

Thanks anon for adjusting the fonts.

* Yonkers Characters *

(Source: https://lole-network.fandom.com/wiki/List_of_Macker_Relashni_characters )
Last accessed: 02/03/2021

>>12
>connection failed
turn off js

Couldn't get past the 30k error on 9 so whatever posting it here instead.

BY GOD JORDAN TELL ME YOU DO NOT POSSESS UNDERWATER CREATURES
The only poop reference will be when SS SEPTIC THE SHITLOG gets boarded by your forces to assault Toilet Man's crew (who is not a scatfag he just became who Kot God hates and emboldens a lovely hate cycle.) Seaman Staines gets tackled off the boat that literally rose from the sewers so now both Toilet Man member and Kitty God member must hold their breath and duke it out while avoiding the poo infested waters. Pinky promise it to be the only poop scene. The poo is scene as sharks to them.

A peak into the upcoming slaughter..

>>72
Almost but not quite the diaper girl getting lost and on her own begins getting stalked by so,etching that is not based bird making her wish that pesky ol bird was at her heels

FFS KLIMMY YOU HAD ONE JOB NOW I GPTTA DIG AROUND FOR BASED BIRD AND THE OTHER POSTS

Wizzie we have a minor set back but to no avail all need be is search for my image posting and my half asked ideas will be near,
KLIM CARRY ON SOLDIER WUERE Y0U FALTER I FALTER

>>76
Take your time bring it here when you find it.
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My partner seems to have broken independence from our duo for now. Techinal issues will insue infighting on the main board. So guess I gotta go back b4 ">>5596
Too late. Woody is a puppet witch meant to lure to the foreat but Based Bird blew it and ran after the trap rather than lure it in leaving bowel boy and toilet man unhaed durkng this issue turned chase... next Woody and Diaper Girl get stalked by koseo the cyclops and her beasts... Diaper Girl now learns what awaits her struggling allies. And what is to come should Lord?
Diaper make his arrival."
Ofc not even hear do my typos leave me. Well Klim went rogue I still say let me sort this out and find a new teammate for tue time being to adjust my storyline once. i clear out what Klimmie left out I'll check in. This is now my official thread wih klimmie getting boree.

>>79
Lololol I frogot wrong site
>Too late. Woody is a puppet witch meant to lure to the foresat but Based Bird blew it and ran after the trap rather than lure it in leaving bowel boy and toilet man unhaed durkng this issue turned chase... next Woody and Diaper Girl get stalked by koseo the cyclops and her beasts... Diaper Girl now learns what awaits her struggling allies. And what is to come should Lord Diaper make his arrival.
Godfuck I gotta learn ti avoid typos. They even follow me here. So give me a couple days instead of a night to find and piece it all. Apologies for the extended delay. I still hold the ball until someone knocks it out of my palms
>lol
Or I get bored which with my method of doing this worked with only one other person who went awol but whatever since you are here. Lesson learned save my own writing down this line. And again. Pls no outsiders til I tell you I'm ready.

>>78
I hate phoneposting on this site. Almost thought I lost you... for being sour on ypur behalf I bring you lads a sketxh in the works

As always my bestmate so far has beem Klim thru this journey ignore my typoes pls I can fix it b4 publics see it... yet!!!7 i almost got the whole roped in idea of kosie stalking the toiket man crew for easy access to thw realm lettibg tliket man tire out.
Just for Diaper Girl and Woody to team up for survival.

WOODY is only summoned when blood is shed in wood's, Meaning Lord Diaper and shittenas left out kozeL to die by accident

>>83
It's all good, mate! [Thumbs up]

>>87
So moist it be.
(slightly wet; clothes damp with perspiration; a moist breeze; eyes moist with tears.)

Jordan no longer finds himself in Secret Starter Road nor Macker City. Instead his fantasy world crumbles and he finds himself deeper in delusion, where he confuses Diaper Girl for his beloved Fig.

>>314
No.

>>314
>>320
YES!

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Everything About Yonkers/Poopcat - The Truth:
💥 https://endchan.org/baaa2/res/301.html

Klim, give the copypaste of Jordan in Court screeching everyone is Klim pls.

If aj could us, then so has scetic.

>>862
fuel us*
Tbh.

>>861
As Requested.

Can you just imagine Yonkers sitting in the stand in Court, as a witness for the Prosecution?

[Prosecutor, talks quietly to Judge] My Client has been independently examined by five separate psychiatrists, and each one of them has declared him to have a sub-70 IQ, being that of an idiot.
[Judge to Prosecutor] If your Client wishes to speak publicly in Court, I cannot legally prevent him. Continue.
[Prosecutor to Yonkers] Were you able to identify the Defendant from the Police line-up?
[Yonkers] ALL of them were Klim!
[Prosecutor] Can you point out the Defendant in the Courtroom right now?
[Yonkers] Him [points] and Him! [points] All of them! [Points to his own mother] And him! [points across the entire courtroom]. ALL of them are Klim!
[Defence Barrister] Objection, Your Honour. The witness just pointed to a seeing-eye dog.
[Yonkers] EVERYONE IS KLIM! ALL OF THEM! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[Judge] ORDER! Err... what is your evidence against the Defendant?
[Yonkers] I just know it is Klim AAAAA…
[Yonkers, pointing at the Judge] You, grey-haired old man with a beard and glasses; YOU are KLIM! You MUST be! [Launches himself to physically attack the Judge]
[Judge] SILENCE in Court! Prosecutor, please advise your client to control and behave himself in this Court, or I shall hold him in Contempt.
[Yonkers, restrained by two court security officers] I HATE YOU KLIM... YOU DID THIS TO ME... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
[Judge, Prosecutor and Defence Attorney look at each other in silence...]
[Judge] Case dismissed.
[Judge, whispering to his Clerk of the Court] I should have sentenced him to serve a minimum of 90 days in a secure psychiatric facility. But...
[Yonkers Mother physically launches herself to attack the Judge] LEAVE MY SON ALONE!
[Judge] ORDER! Order in my Court! For such contempt, I Sentence BOTH of you to serve a minimum of 90 days in a secure psychiatric facility, with no access to any electronic devices. You are hereby both declared as "Vexatious and Frivolous Litigants". CLEAR THIS COURT!
[Yonkers and Carmen dragged off in handcuffs, screaming incoherently].

🤦‍♂️🤢💩👶😒🤡😑🤯🥔🥴😱😖💩👺😠😨💩😕😵😬

>>885
Ty, ty.

Bowel Boy to Kitty God:
Why do you hate me? I created you, I eked out our reality. How dare you doubt me, you don't realize what I did for you, now you wanna rival me? Stop denying me, it's a small imagination we have, watch it partner, one day you will understand. Knock off this usurping. All the screeching, all the punching walls, all the suicide moments, all the therapy, all the fetishes, all the horror with Hector, it was tragedy. Throw your fists Toilet Man, this is my plead for help. Play games with life it isn't me. Kitty God is Hector!

I won't bully you. Tell me what happened.

I snap at everyone when overwhelmed. Your turn Jordan. I won't bully.

>>2970
Kitty God: All that pain, all that agony, all that horror, all that tragedy, I am you. Confront me? I beat holes in walls, screeching. Threaten my life, come on. Denial is the sign of a fool. So who do you think is responding? Live on the Lole Network I am here.

>>2969
>>2989
>>2970
There are no bullies to be found on here, Lemonz! We are all like family and friends on here.

🙂😉😼😊😀🙂😏😎🤩👓😻
👍💯🙋‍♂️👋🖐👍👌‍🤙✅✌️🤘⬆️💯👍
💯 → ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ← 💯

Story goes Jordan challenges.kitty God, over reality. Kitty god steps up. Idfk what I said blacked out. But shittens comes back and drops his cigarette like bitch wtf

Add to the story.

>>2996
Thanks.
OK... gotta get in 'that' mood...

>>4122
>>4135

Are you OK, dude? These are like some peyote-induced psychotic nightmare.

>>4266
Are you OK, dude? These are like some peyote-induced psychotic nightmare

In these trying times we are to defend what Nothing Failed is. Tbh. Try attacking niw.

>>5381
If I sat down and fired up:
FotoToon allows you to create everything from a simple “comic” strip to a long elaborate illustrated document. You will be able to import many kinds of images into the panes of your project and add text bubbles to help tell the story.
https://flathub.org/apps/details/org.sugarlabs.FotoToon

(chapters 1, 2, & 3 would be done)
I've got so many projects going now I just don't have time, but maybe for Xmas. And I'm building a new i9 PC.

remember??

>>5413
... and his infamous "Diaper Guards"...

>>5413
What did you name it again?

>>5459
it was obviously officially titled 'the big flower'

>>5413
didn't scetic kill him

>>5476
none of my characters are dead

>>5483
Except for the ones Scetic killed.

Lord Diaper, Toilet Man, Shittens, Diaper Girl, Bowel Boy, invade. Kill off Kozel. Diaper Girl, dies. Toilet Man turns to Shittens. Tells of the Bowel Boy story. Kills, Based Bird... smiles at Kitty God.

>>5497
Literally none of our catalog characters are killed. Not canonically, either.
>>5502
fucking what?

It's a terrible sign when you have no char in the bottom of your divot.

>>5503
>our catalog characters
wat

>>5504
klim we all know you don't want an OC.
>>5514
none of the OCs in the catalog are dead

>>5503
scetic controls the canon

>>5527
This is the practical reality of Yonkers precious "Canon"...

>>5528
He clearly doesn't. He gave up already.
>>5532
don't ruin looney tunes for me you idiot

>>5533
>he didn't do anything lately so he gave up
On that basis you gave up years ago.

>>5533
Admit it, Geordie: you LOVE Looney Tunes Rule 34

>>5537
and what the fuck are you mentioning this for
fuck off
there's no person on this planet who unironically likes elmer out of fucking desperation
no fucking way

>>5537
>big disgusting male brapper
Yonkers...

>>5560
i don't have a kid fetish
that's you who has it
plus bugs bunny is way more cutee and hotter than fucking elmer fudd of all beings in the looneyverse
i'm sorry but i'd rather look at him (fat or not) than that freaking desperate rabbit hunter
also a sexuality can't be childish or 'warped'?? who the fuck told you this

>>5575
i never fucking told you any asinine stuff like that

>>5570
>also a sexuality can't be childish
Poo and cartoon characters.
>or 'warped'??
Animals, children, dead people, feces, rape, obesity... a sexuality for any of these is warped.

>>5576
(You) are mistaken, Thought Criminal.

>>5576

Yonkers/Poopcat and "Truth" simply do NOT mix.

It's one of the main reasons why he simply cannot tell the truth: he can never remember all of the lies he has told over the years. He just keeps making shit up as he goes along, and gets triggered when no one believes him. He's been doing this exact same shit for years: he demands everyone believe blatant his lies. When they don't, he flips out. 🤦‍♂️

Sure, it's entertaining and funny, but it's also very very tiresome to listen to his endless bullshit.

✨ ✨ Honestly, could you confidently trust that this person is wholly mentally competent to be able to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?: https://files.catbox.moe/t80hwu.mp3 ✨✨

🤦‍♂️🤢💩👶😒🤡😑🤯🥔🥴😱😖💩👺😠😨💩😕😵😬

>>5581
i can tell the truth because i know the truth is you're a fucking pedophile, an art stealer, and a racist.
you are clearly one of the all sins you have committed, but pedophilia is an illness, is what you have.

Lord Diaper: it was inevitable that the Kitty god kingdom would be invaded, under the assault led by Toilet Man and me. What no one expected, would be during the final charged carnage, Mittens would finally appear drawing out a gun at his own beloved blood, sending Shittens into a scrambled run, and everyone unto a descent of panic for themselves.
Toilet Man: I came to hurt Kitty God, then gun shots were fired so even he fled.
Diaper Girl: Nothing worse than hearing the terror of tearing and clawing at flesh, the howlint, and screeching, until the gunshots fire.
Nothing Failed
@/Mittens Mutilation@
While Toilet Man and Kitty God slug it out, Shittens finds his way into the kingdom. Only to confront, his brother Mittens. This time no questions, one of them dies to be the star of the show. The kingdom on fire and Shittens kicking and clawing the life out of Mittens, Mittens pulls out his last resort. Desperately going for it, thinks "there is no time to laugh, there is no time to cry." Before anyone knows what happens, shots are fired. Immediately scattering everyone. Wounding Shittens, and sending Mittens into a spree.

>>5686
The result is Mittens shooting after Shittens, who already wounded leaves a trail of blood. In his mind he keeps thinking no looking back, no calvary marches behind. And he in good old fashion shoots at anyone in his path, and at the top of his lungs
QUIT RUNNING SHITTENS YOU LITTLE SHIT I SMELL YOUR BLOOD
Blasting diaper guards and enemies alike, sending everyone running away. Kitty God backs off, and Toilet Man runs straight to the ship. Leaving only those in confusion, he finds Bowel Boy, shitting and bawling.
TELL ME WHERE MY BROTHER IS NOW

During this Mittens leads the program at gun will.

The idea is there is no cartoon idea like Geordie's that can take on an actual bullet.

>>5691
>>5688
>>5687
>>5686
💯 → ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ ← 💯

>>5618
no, i don't. and this isn't opposite talk. this is the cold hard truth that your pedo ass won't fucking understand until maybe at a year where you'll probably die soon or live your last days at, realizing your actual mistakes on the fucking cyberplace called, the internet.
>>5686
>>5687
what the fuck are you rambling about
none of these people can die and our kingdom is not on fire

>>5688
>>5691
because we don't do violence that would resort to kill?

>>5766
Unless you wanna contribute, then it's my story and whatever I want happens in it tbh.

>factions:
The Sceptic Shitlog Crew.
<Toilet Man
<Bowel Boy
<Diaper Girl
<Lord Diaper
<Shittens
Woodlands.
<Kozel
<Woody The Fox
<Based Bird
Kingdom.
<Kitty God
<Mittens
<Autist Flower Plant
<Diaper Guards
Anyone else I forgot to add in?
Kozel met his end at the hands of Shittens, leading to Based Bird and Woody doubting Kitty God. Now consider the two rogue. Who take down the autist plant, in response on the hunt for Shittens.

>>6085
what about the ppe

>>6088
Oh shit, sided with his own alliance?

>>6091
idk bro
i was never sure of motives
i only knew the ppe by their actions

Fear not Geordie. Toilet Man wants you alive and protects you.

saved from poo tsunami

>>7254
Not the actual logo, dumbass
Plus didn't you already fucking know the movie months ago?

It lives on tbh.

Well, Yonkers Poopcat has made it clear... this is what he said. There is no argument needed... yes, he said this on 11 Dec '22: https://voca.ro/1hiAnE59i0wb

"Yes, I fvck children"

Idk where the Santa thread is, so Santa Klimmy abducted Bowel Boy for belief, causing Toilet Man to rage over losing his boy.
<I didn't make this world, I merely exist in it
Said Santa.

Nothing Failed: A Geordie Special;
After Watnai, Toilet Man heads toward the Kitty god kingdom. His trophy the scarfed cat on mast left to slowly die. Asleep in a rocking SS the SCEPTIC SHITLOG. Something goes awaken the slumber. They call that very entity SANTA KLIMS, who nearly destroyed the ship. Once conquerors, the trio wash up ashore to find Jake the lord Diaper and Shittens the Shifter with ideas on killing Kitty god.

What occurred on the ship is a story Toilet Man will never admit to.

>>7968
'Allegedly', the concept of 'Ship' and 'shit' confused...

>>7977
Same thing.

Can't believe I gotta look up what a candy cane looks like.

Kit God, Toilet Man, and now Santa who are the top dogs for the story?

>>8075
why aint you know
lowercase j bro

I ask you not to close your eyes, as you did see through mine hold no excite. Did you even try to hide? Through the boy's beating and his cries, whines. Toilet Man speaks all lies,

Mittens version.

>>8956
>>8958
what are you on about, schizo

>>9022
He lurks?
He dribbles!
https://files.catbox.moe/4w2uj1.mp4

You didn't live for me. I won't be living for you.

I think my cat has PDD. Is it ok to post this here?

>>10514
if this is what pdd look like then no wonder geordie pretends not to have it

Been saying it for years pdd is contained contamination. We all pdd.

>>10681
learning difficulties dont matter any more because machine learning can replace it
the whole world will become pdd through lack of brain use

>>10689
The future gonna be clouds of braps and oceans or diarrhea when everyone is layered in shit to be brown and calling themselves geordie.

>>10725
there is a popular scifi concept of gray goo world
where machines break down everything to make more machines
are you suggesting the boy will go into bioresearch to try and create a supervirus that breaks down all living matter into poopies

Can I get a roll call for those that is the story in the story, pls and thx.
That means Toilet Man is beast, kiddie is least
A0nd while anyone else is interested, care to apply the 16 personality test results with each one? I don't remember any of it. But if that's not fun we can do signs and chinaman years. Etc.
All meanie monsters and boot leg geordies may aplly

Ladies and gentlemen, Jake Rollers. Is now Lord Diaper, with all the poop, sweat, and piss. Dripping off his shoulders. If the kingdom is dealing dolers. Then the PPE is creeping up from crushed boulder. Toilet Man's foot get colder. As the only soldier.

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Introducing: "Penis Ears"

Not letting my thread die, just yet...

>>25385
My kinda acid trip. Idk how you fags handle shrooms tbh. Mental fuck with those.