why has this board gone to literal shit in the past few days

>>6727
Geordie sicked one of his /bant/ tards on us I'm guessing.

>>6727
>>6728
This is just Jordan posting his instagram feed, he got banned for posting his meals on the real site.

>>6730
Why is it every time Geordie gets banned from somewhere he immediately spergs and takes it out on this board?

>>6731
He has PDD.

>>6732
Stanko:
The king of pickled boogers.
His brain is a pimple.

>>6731
somewhere in catscatqua he is furiously munching logs from a church toilet to numb the pain lol

It's what everybody knows about Geordie anyway: he's a pedo.

>>6763
Oh Yonkers... you sick pedo fuck...

>>6727
because it's fucking STUPID that's why
>>6728
>>6730
Not me. Never posted that.
>>6731
Why is it that you believe every single lie? Do you NOT know what busy means? Fuck off.
No this isn't a "sperg" this is a rightful answer to your stupid answers
>>6732
No.
>>6733
More like yours is a pimple because what the fuck is wrong with you
>>6735
No, I'm working on a font.
>>6763
...That's not proof you actual retard.
>>6775
Stop replying to your own posts, lonely schizo pedo from Aussie

>>6795
Sorry dude, but your arguments are invalid. You simply make no rational or logical sense at all, even tho you think you do. You don't.

>>6800
Rich coming from someone who LITERALLY MAKES INVALID arguments ALL the TIME.
You DON'T EVEN MAKE SENSE AT ALL, EITHER.

No wonder you're an idiot, you keep fucking thinking of these girls you drool about.
Fuck off and stop trying to hide your already committed fauklts

>>6795
>because it's fucking STUPID that's why
Then why do you keep coming back?

Stop coming back here, if it upsets you so much.

Yes, it really is that easy for you.

>>6662
i mean you not wrong to be desu
he do do that
lol doo doo

https://boards.4chan.org/bant/thread/16661365
uh oh

looks like geordie has arrived in australia

>>7239
craig has gone mad

>>7240
Like how he claimed he was visiting other countries when he got banned from /bant/? And then Carmen went on to say they had family all over the world, minus Mexico.

>hurrrr durrr it must be yonk
kill yourself. all of you.
even if yonkers was hopping on residental ips it would be the highlight of your day since youre pathetic and have nothing else going on :)

Is... is that... is Yonkers trying to stalk, groom and rape SANTA?!

>>7242
i just assumed he was hunting down klim for some final brown pounding retribution
>all over the world, minus Mexico
lol because everyone in mexico traveled to the usa
>>7248
we was talking about geordie
the y man died

Klim...?!

What the actual *FUCK* is this thread? There used to be facilities built just to remove and house patients like this away from society, and even then most of those patients didn’t exhibit this kind of deluded and anti-social behaviour. Who or what the fuck even raised you people? This fucking website isn’t your mental day-care. You either have too much time on your hands in which case you need to meet and make friends, or you’re genuinely sick and need to meet and make friends with doctors. It’s frightening to even think you people are out there. Fuck off.

>>7257
Oh my fucking god... that is what Klim actually looks like! Oh holy shit!

>>7257
yonklim

>>7257
>>7258
>>7259
This is 100% convincing proof that Klim is, in fact, Hector aka. Jordan's very own father!

>>7256
Who are you talking about? And yes klim is a patient. A retarded patient that doesn't even need a hospital or jail, he needs to be ostracized from his country and get his fucking head sliced off already. he's a pedo, art stealer and a creepy stalker
>>7258
no, you don't look like me. kill yo5urself. you will NEVER be me

Klim sure sounds like a based cool guy. I like him a lot. He inspires me to make good use of my senior years like he does. Thanks, Klim. You rock.

>>7285
Third person talking about yourself won't help your case
You know damn well you're fucking crazy, old man

>>7296
LIKE I;M NOT FUCKING JOKING AROUND
I LITERALLY NEVER FUCKING ASKED FOR AN ELDER FREAK, A FUCKING SCREENCAPPER (VIOLENT OFFENDER OF NONCONSENT ARCHIVING), A FUCKING SCHIZOPHRENIC MANCHILD OR ANYOTHER IDIOT TO BE ON MY ASS
NO I DID NOT STALK FIG, NO I DID NOT FUCKING DRAW 0PORN OF HER STUPID CHARACTER AND NO I DO NOT LIKE CUB LOLI SHOTA, NO I DO NOT DRAW SHIT OR BEEN A FUCKING ANYTHING WRONG - NONE OF THE FUCKING THINGS YOU SAY
JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP
I DON'T LIKE YOUR MESSY
AND I DON'T LIKE YOU
YOU ATUALLY MAKE MY LIFE A FUCKING LIVING HELL WHEN YOU'RE IN THE THEAD
TH8ISIS GENUINE ANGER AND STRESS BY THE WAYM, NOT A FUCKING JOKING PITTY ATTENTION ONE.
I ATUALLY FUCKING HATE YOU IT'S UNREAL

>>7304
I WOULD HAVE HAD YOU stopped, STOPPED, AND STOPPED FUCKING TROLLING and tTALKING BHIND MY BACK.
LITERLALY ONE TASK IS FOR YOU TO FUCKING SHUT UP
I DONT CARE IF YOU GOT AN EXCUSE OR YOUR SOBSTORY
I TODL YOU TO EVEN FUCKING HELP WITH THE PROJECT
AND YOU DID NOT PROVIDE ANY THING

>>7306
You never did your weeks'-long assignment homework to establish your Vision, goals and aims, did you?

Who's fault is that?

3 1/2 years ago.

As was siad then: "If you don't do this, you will never get anything done".

3-1/2 years later: it's proven right.

Nobody's fault but your own.

What did Poopcat mean by this today?

https://voca.ro/1b7cl2cdk3hP

Copying my comments are not gonna save you, faggot.

>>7307
i'm not gonna diaper you okay??? shut up
i literally do not diaper anyone, i'm sorry
i justg really hate trolls
i fucking want htem GONE!

Yonkers b/f

Here is the Official©®™ KlimBot Canon

A Quick rundown on Klim:

>Rothschild’s bow to Klim
>In contact with aliens
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Control mack city with an iron but fair fist
>Own castles & banks globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal bloodline
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Klimtopia will be the first city)
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Klim babies
>said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Klimbots inside you right now
>Klim is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set-up the meeting between the Pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader's first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Klim bunker in Wilkes Land?
>They learned fluent Flufferian in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with Klim. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Klim
>Klim is about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, he is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don't know his ultimate plans yet. We hope they're a benevolent being.


NOTE: Official©®™ "Klimbot" spotted - hard at work.


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Before you respond, Jordan, consider: does this sound like it is *real*, or is it just a shitpost to trigger you into posting?
Think about it...
Take as much time as you need.

Conclusion: Woah dude... it's not real. It's. Not. Real. Stop reacting like it's real. That's your PDD Autism at work.

>>7428
Reinforce the trigger with a bite of pizza after each insult :^)

"You can force a man to wake up, but he'll just fall back to sleep (trance), his preferred state."
-WiZarD :^)

(Invite more playmates to our Lunatic Asylum, we will enjoy group therapy for the Holidaze).

Klim is asking Jordan to review his new works of art; what does he think of them? Any constructive feedback is appreciated. Thanks.

>>7428
there's no klimbot canon
the real lore for your broke ass is:
>born in 1970s, born from their own mother and father
>been an innocent angel
>until a few years later, you had realized you didn't car3e for what you do online so you were dropped on its head as a baby, an then decide to become a pedophile, art stealer, and creepy stalker
moron

Gollum: My PRECIOUS! AAAA!: https://files.catbox.moe/iea2t9.mp3



>>7592
Before you respond, Jordan, please consider: does this look/sound like it is *real*, or is it just a shitpost to trigger you into posting?
Think about it...
Take as much time as you need.

>>7428
Conclusion: Woah dude... it's NOT real. It's. Not. Real. Stop reacting like it's real. That's your PDD Autism at work, preventing you from recognizing the difference.

---------------------------

PLUS...
You were asked to do ONE THING... just ONE THING here: >>7580 , but you simply could not do it, Precious.

>>7580
you never drew any of this

>>7685
Are you absolutely sure about that? Maybe you should do a reverse image search, then you might find Klim's real name! Ooooh! Imagine that!

Klim Stalked me, Groomed me, Brainwashed me and Forced me Against My Will to post these images. It's all his fault.

These are images of Klim's step-sister on her honeymoon after they married when she was 12-yo. NB. This was a legal practice back then.
Bless you, Klim & Mrs. Klim.

>>8407
Let's be honest: you simply cannot blame Klim; after all, he was only doing what a good Big Brother would do.

>>8407
>>8409
Yonkers Stalked me, Groomed me, Brainwashed me and Forced me Against My Will to post these images. It's all his fault.

>>8407
>>8409
What the hell, Klim? I am only human?!

Klim is the reason why everything is wrong…

KLIM IS TO BLAME FOR ALL of it:
THESE ARE THE CRIMES HE IS GUILTY OF…

Jews Thailand Terrorists Putin Capitalism Racism Climate Change Trump Pedos China ISIS Conspiracy Iran Pollution Niggers Brexit Clinton Volcanos Hacking Homosexuals North Korea Prolapse Hitler Hate USA Taliban Spies Nazis Gun Laws Mental Health Ukraine Aliens Freedom Drugs Epstein Forest Fires Liberals Tooth Decay 9/11 Corona Virus Stalin Immigrants Allah Fascism Plastics State-Sponsored Terrorism Vaccines GOP Assassination Greta Hostages AIDS Ukraine Drought Organized Crime Furries Inflation Homeland Security Dandruff Afghanistan Computer Infrastructure Earthquakes KKK Moon Lizard People Service Disruption Fluoridation Trannies Israel Herpes Hate Crimes BLM Bad Breath The Death of QEII Abortion Stock Market WW2 The Price of Fuel Judgement Day Syphilis Healthcare Minimum Wage Heatwaves WW3 Unions Student Loans…

IT IS ALL KLIM’S FAULT!! What a complete BASTARD!

>>9080
Klim!
Klim!
Klim! You can see it, in the clouds up in the sky.
Klim! Floats by in clusters in our water supply.
Klim! It's in all of us, man. Our pores, and in our hair.
Klim! What we conceal in those corny clothes we wear.
Klim is all.
Klim is divine.
Klim is in control.
Klim whips and chains our soul.
We carry credit cards.
We live in fear of art.
Klim is the Om.
Klim is revolution.
L
Klim is the tapeworm,
in the bottle of cheap tequila.
That comes alive at night,
And sneaks up and bite our nipples.
Klim!
Klim!

(Source: https://endchan.gg/baaa2/res/8707.html#9083 )

>>9099
So, WHY does Yonkers have such a massive ‘Hate Boner’ for his Klim?

He is *always* talking about and drawing attention to him.

- Sexual?
- Unrequited love?
- A replacement for never having an older male role model?
- Re-directed self-hatred/self-loathing?
- Rage at the knowledge that he killed his own brother?
- His inability to accept his PDD and social isolation?
- Knowledge he has no future: no gf/wife/children/forever alone?
- Jealousy/Envy?
- Seeing his own reflection in a Mirror?

Yonkers, stop spamming and sperging out about your Aussie b/f who married his step-sister on her 12th birthday, and fed her donkey semen on their Wedding Night, you fucking idiot. Just let it go ffs. It's just a shitpost to wind you up. Stop replying to that troll, you fucking idiot.

>>9642
The scariest thing about this is: Poopcat actually thinks this shit is TRUE. Yup, he is *that* stupid. He even obsesses and jerks off over it - even tho he will flatly deny that (of course).

>>9692
It's always seemed very strange to me:

Why hasn't Jordan picked-up the fact that Bernie lives in a wheelchair and has to wear adult diapers for his incontinece issues? Pretty ironic, wouldn't you say?

Doesn't Jordan also know that in Central-Northern Tasmania, 'Donkey Semen' is considered to be quite a delicacy among the finer circles of appreciative culinary diners? Basic research will confirm this.

Perhaps Jordan does have a 'pity' side to him after all.

>>9707
>Bernie lives in a wheelchair and has to wear adult diapers for his incontinence issues. Pretty ironic, wouldn't you say?


Yes, tho the irony is wholly lost on Yoinkarse.

>>9784 >>9642 >>8769 >>8409 >>8407 >>8685

Mrs Klim on her Honeymoon?

BUT... the only person who really knows for sure if this is real is Yonkers, as his intelligence is far greater than any mortal man.

>>9875
Dayumn!

Happy Birthday, Jordan Manuel Rivera.

Hang on... is Klim using a new writer's nom de plume name now?

>>10161
Thanks for these, 'anon'.

Geordie can masturbate furiously with his button mushroom to these great pics of his beloved b/f that he loves so much... he is always talking about him.

huh
is this the guy who groomed geordie
no wonder he got the button mushroom out

>>10201
Oh wow... what a devastatingly-handsome fellow our friend "Running Bear" is! I am sure all the children will love to play with him. Squeee!

>>10204
kiddies love him

>>10212
What a cute happy cuddly bear! The kids will love playing with him! Oh, I love "Running Bear"! He is so much fun!

>>10212
Did running bear replace mittens?

>>10222
they more like rivals
both are competing for the same resources

>>10204
no one cares about your love about 'pedobear'
>>10222
why the fuck would a meme replace a cat
what is wrong with you
what kind of fucked up mind do you have to have to assume mittens would be replaced by that thing
you dont even fucking know anything about flufferian cats

>>10228
Poopcat IS the new Pedobear!
Confirmed.

We can all safely say that ShitenKitten will NOT believe any of this to be true, simply because it does not fit into his perception/worldview/preconceptions of what is 'real' and what isn't... if it is not true for him and his 'Canon', then it is not real. The truth does not suit him here... it's not HIS distorted version of the truth. That's the sadness of his PDD delusions, which he continues to deny.

-----------------------------------------------------------

The TRUTH! We will no longer tolerate any more of Yonkers slander against this great Australian Olympian!

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Klim's Swim Brainwave Challenge: Helping Kids with a Disability

https://www.klimswimchallenge.com.au
https://brainwave.org.au

The Klim Swim Challenge is hoping to accomplish two goals, Klim said. “One, to raise awareness of ‘Brainwave’, which is an amazing charity that supports hundreds and hundreds of families and sufferers with brain and neurological disorders around Australia, but also to get people active and back in the pool, [or] not necessarily the pool,” he said.

"Swimming has given me my purpose, motivation, challenges and reward in life. With my diagnosis of neurological condition CIDP, it is time to harness swimming to raise awareness of the neurological conditions that affect me and thousands of Australian children and raise funds to build the resilience and strength they and their families need through their life-changing journey." - Michael Klim

SO... Klim ISN'T a paedophile! He's just a kind old man that wants to help disabled kids. The reason he has so many pictures of little girls in bathing suits saved is actually to spread awareness of 'Brainwave'. I guess we all misjudged you, Klim. We just couldn't see past Yonker’s disgusting defamatory slanderous malicious lies. Poopcat: you are a complete asshole.

Also see: https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-02-26/michael-klim-cidp-and-the-2000-olympics/102024722

So... are (You) going to take the challenge?
DONATE NOW!

>>10235
Thanks, Klim. You're the best of all of us.

stop talking to yourself pedo

Geordie is the only active pzds that poses a threat round here.

Ummm... why does Yonkers keep talking to himself about himself?

>>10283
Who the fuck does this bully think he is?

"Oh yes! That will stop him doing that for sure!" Derp...

>>10286
i think that was geordie giving himself a pep talk

Geordie is never active anymore is he finally getting his diploma?

>>10289
maybe someone taught cammy how to keep dangerous retards under control

>>10290
She finally locked the piss closet. Quit bringing gatorade bottles home. All to house train the feces flicker. So he has no choice. But to face the poopies on the couch as no plausibility of it her.

>>10293
its about removing temptation
the dog cant help but eat the pie on the table so dont leave it on the table
i guess she got some metal pants for the kiddos and put a reinforced deadbolt on the bathroom doors

>>10294
One day Rose will grow up and write a book about the traumas of experiencing boy geordie.

>>10289
>oh no i miss someone just so i can harass the shit out of or mess with all the time
You're fucking obsessed.
>>10286
But klim you've posted underage girls. And shown a liking to loli...
>>10290
not a dangerous retards.
>>10293
>>10294
>>10297
>still lying
and you wonder why i'm not here anymore. you're fucking crazy

>>10303
It's a wonder why you ever come here. It's a wonder why you're here now.
Why are you here Jordan?

>>10290
Star wars getting desperate.
>>10312
He can't stay away from Klimmy, where not even Allah knows what will happen when he dies and Geordie no longer has his e-bf. Is why he sneaks on here before Cam wakes up to shut off the router.

>>10313
i dont' have a fucking bf and it would never be a fucking elderly CREEP. so stop answering with fake questions

>>10313
Is Jordan just bitter because Klim has seen his penis but he hasn't seen Klim's? He'll keep coming back until the old Australian delivers.

>>10s
Idk what cthulhu taught you.
>so stop answering with fake questions
Gotta ask one to answer. Answer ours. UT

>>10316
This.

Lolol.

Autism

>>10319
Not true. And I'm not even 20 lmfao I just said that to fuck with you, I was a child back then before my birthday in 2022
also none of this stupid crap is even true, i don't look at flashy colors or listen to 'squealing' stuff.... and i do not have repressed homosexuality, i'm fucking bisexual
>unrealistic
yeah my fucking ass, no shit sherlock did you expect everyone to be fucking marvel characters?
>immature self-created
are you fucking shitting me? when is any of my projects immature. there are for adults not kids who watch TTG
>irrational behavioural leanings
what the fuck are you taling about
>he watches anime becau-
I don't like anime. I don't even consider Pokemon anime, technically in a sense since I think Pokemon is... more liked in the western world (USA). It isn't because ADHD, I focus on things fine
>infantilism
not called that
i like diapers because they are so comfy, especially oversized ones. gosh i even like other niches involving them too (mostly clean!), but that's a story for another time. no i am not into scat nor do i attention seek. i don't even fucking go on every site to use the same name and say what i'm into - and i already know irl stuff, but what does 'interpersonal' and a fucking dunning kruger (and among other stupid shit from you) have to do with that?

>>10322
>i'm fucking bisexual
Animals and children aren't sexes Jordan.

>>10325
>>10326
Geordie when he refuses to flush his poopies because they talk to him

>>10324
Kek.

> diapers because they are so comfy, especially oversized ones. gosh i even like other niches involving them too (mostly clean!), but that's a story for another time.
Story time!

>>10313
>Star wars getting desperate.
strong independent woman poc fighting the evil forces of darkness
sith is an anagram and she definitely got to combat a lord of that

>>10354
Yonkers was asked to write one line in one scene in the final Star Wars film. This is all he could come up with - the maximum extent of his imaginative creative writing skills: "Somehow, Palpatine returned".

>>10354
She should fight Klim to defend the Rivera honor.

>>10369
This would be the next unmissable episode of Mittens-own "Toilet Man" Anime Series!

>>10355
i heard the original thing he wrote was a remake to the original trilogy
when the guy blows up the vent on the death star its actually a vent for the toilets and you can imagine what happen next
>>10369
do you think she would fight him or would she try and grab his dick
the old guy has been very unkind to her boy
and thats what she looks for in a date

>>10399
>>10382
Tbh idk anything about Star Wars. There's a scene where Darth cuts off Luke's hand from some memes I saw so Carmen would just knife off Klim's donkeys in retaliation, sparing his step sister to finish off Rose. Or whatever happens to blow up the death star and clones. Which are all kidnapped cats forced into the escalated scat flinging.

>>10437
lukes love interest is his sister
the people in geordies house better watch out if that series is his role model

Whelp, right now Friday night has just begun here in Tasmania. Time to get nekkid and play with the grandkids again. It's a hard task but someone's gotta do it, ya know?

>>10521
>>10537
Klim's boyfriend (Yonkers) will LOVE these two images... it's what he wants to see: "Klim Burning in HELL"!

>>10549
>>10556
geordie knows klim is an older gentleman
that mean he prolly thinks the k man wears a diaper
and the smell of burning peepeepoopoo is like incense to him

>>10561

Yonkers, stop spamming and sperging out about your Aussie b/f who married his step-sister on her 12th birthday and fed her donkey semen as an aphrodisiac on their Wedding Night, you fucking idiot. He’s 90 years old, lives in a wheelchair, and has to wear adult diapers for his incontinence issues. Just let it go ffs. It's just a shitpost to wind you up, Poopcat. Stop replying to that troll, you stupid fucking brainless PDD retard.

Klim's Donkey Semen Factory: https://files.catbox.moe/e5eabv.mp4