>>34798
the half brained piglet woke up this morning with a golf ball sized stool wedge sitting in her panties. no doubt, a fart in the middle of the night. she sat up at her bed side for an hour, trying to figure out how to put on her bedroom slippers in the correct manner. It took several attempts but she finally got it right, left for left, and right for right. though by this time the piggy had soiled herself with a load of brown poop in her panties, and her pj bottoms had become saturated with piss. what a dumbass. It was clean up time. by the time supper rolled around the piggy's appetite was voracious, and she got a little ahead of herself by wolfing down quickly 15 fried fish sticks from the oven. This was not well, for as soon as the 16th fish stick entered her mouth a poop brown torrent was already spilling out of her butt hole and filling her panties and pants. A maniac run to the bathroom and toilet hop could only salvage the last half of the three foot long poop curl from exiting her butt hole and going into her panties. half is better than nothing, huh bon. what a mess.