>>34866
last nighto was special parcheesi night for bon. she loves to beat her plushie's ass and rip her toy figurines' a new one in a parcheesi contest with them. but unfortunately bon ruined the whole thing and game night completely with her toys as she involuntarily (or who knows since she's a piggy maybe voluntarily) pooped on the parcheesi board. nice bon, i guess they were winning huh, so you decided to unload a fat brown one in piggy rage. we can always rely on the piglet to screw things up, even if it is something as simple and relaxing and seeming unscrewable as a game of parcheesi on a chilly november night. the clean up was looking awful and time consuming for the piggy, as toilet paper was looking as a quality fix it, but then all those supper sausages, you know, those twenty greasy pork barrel sausages she ate an hour before (stuffed her mouth full actually), came into play and, beyond pooping, the piggy went all out and vomited what was left of them sausages onto the parcheesi board, forever ruining it. the parcheesi board went into the garbage. bon you sicko.