>>35494
well well, look at this bon, you scared everybody with your farts today. why, you drove them away because you are such a useless piggy. not surprising though as a piglet has only one thing on her mind daily, to take that long and perfect brown poop directly from her brown butt hole.
the piglet likes to squat unencumbered in her room daily at 2, 4, 6 and 8 oclock and let a brown load of poop fall, letting it drop unencumbered to the floor while
the piggy farts whistle in the air around from her butt hole. indeed, as the poop slowly slides out of her butt hole the piggy makes faces and oofs and groans. plop. the poop falls into a neat pile of brown and sits there for a few hours until such a time as the piggy finishes her computer game and listening to her music. then the piggy quickly cleans
the mess up and runs back into the kitchen to get more food. why, because food equals more poop and the piggy likes
oofing out a good brown load of poop.