>>36854
the piggy was on her white toilet bowl this afternoon. she was pooping up a storm after she took a huge lunch. her lunch consisted of a quarter of pork, 6 smoked sausages, 3 slices of honey ham, eight bread rolls, twelve oranges, 5 pepperoni sticks, half a cup of hummus, 8 nature valley granola bars and three pizza pops. what a pig. she washed it down with a few quarts of milk and spring water. back on the toilet bowl, a large brown poop curl came spilling out of the piggy's butt hole. the curl of poop had the piggy squinting her eyes, and clenching her teeth together and squeezing her hands. uuuuuhhhhhhhh! her anus struggled to pass that monster poop. ffiiinnnaallyy, plop! the curl of poop made a large splash as it fell from the piggy into the toilet.
then the piglet jumped off the toilet and turned around and stuffed her face in the toilet water and pppprrrrrrtttttccchhhaaa, she gurgled the toilet water with her mouth, and then pumping the toilet water through her mouth she made bubbles and ripples appear on the surface of the water. would you look at that.
the piglet had turned herself into a true field born dedicate. after a few minutes of thoroughly gurgling that toilet water into bubbles the piggy thought she had enough fun for one toilet sitting, and so she removed her face and mouth from the poopy and filthy toilet water, and she pulled the toilet handle. she watched as the poop she had just laboriously produced fell into the toilet's drain pipe. but now it was time to wipe her mouth and face from the toiletly mush face she had just envisioned to a reality by stuffing her face into the toilet for a few minutes. then the piggy raced back into her room and played some more computer games.