>>36897
today the lazy and useless piglet decided that she was not going to be bothered with anything in her life other than becoming the most useless and worthless piggy in the whole world. so she prepared accordingly.
after 12:30 pm she drove a shopping cart's worth of food stuffs from the kitchen into her bedroom.
she almost broke the fridge door off as in her pig like haste for food she quickly ripped everything she could possibly find for food from out of the fridge and fridge door and filled the cart. she also loaded about 20 quarts of water in plastic bottles into her cart.
the piggy sat at her desk for hours and hours. she was playing video games and watching movies and listening to music. the piggy was just too lazy to bother herself even for bathroom breaks. instead she kept a large pail beside her desk and pissed a thunderstorm's worth of water into it, every few minutes.
and she took so many poop breaks, pttttttt, ptttttt, in her chair, grunting each out with a scream.
the poop curls plopped out of her anus slowly and nestled into her hand where she like a true lazy piggy just flopped each brown poop curl onto her desk table, and didn't bother with it. by the day's end there were at least a dozen poop brown tubes laying on her desk and drying out.
the piggy got so tired by day's end and just had enough energy to jump into her pjs, and crawl into bed.
the poop on her desk; umm, yea she finally took care of them the next day. along with the 4 pails of piss, sitting by her desk.