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the piggy was busy today studying Udell's and Prist's Iranian lexicon and the encyclopaedias— Taremberg and Aaglior's Dictionnaire des antiquites. the piggy wanted to enlarge her piggy knowledge to its fullest so she doesn't have to take long brown dumps say in the middle of walmart, while people watch, disgusted.
so after a while the piggy went into her bathroom and pttttttt the piggy deposited a long series of brown poopy curls into the toilet.
and the piggy started to feel unwell, she felt vomit forming in her throat and aaccckkkk, the piggy vomited, into the toilet sink.
the problem was the piggy had too much food for lunch. like eight whole flat fried chickens with five cans of whole corn and beans.
she went back to her desk and continued her book readings when oh! the piggy shouted and ptttt a sudden spurt of diarrhea came pouring out of her butt hole. so the piggy ran to the bathroom again and unloaded a chugs worth of soupy diarrhea. a spurt's worth from her brown tainted butt hole into the toilet. oink! the piglet said as next the piggy went to her desk and continued in her readings of a long series of egalitarian texts. the piggy was learning slowly but surely how not to be a useless and porky poop filled bush piglet.