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the piglet today tried a new, to energize and revitalize her curly long roll of poop that had fallen to her bedroom floor; the poopy piggy did this by putting the one end of the poop curl into her mouth. the piglet had just finished squeezing it out of her dirty brown anus hole moments before.
ohh! the piggy went into full pig pen mode because instead of going to the bathroom and wiping some of the poopy paste that was smeared on her butt hole the piggy wanted to concentrate all her attention to her curl of poop.
the piglet thought by miters that if she could breathe back some life into her curl of poop a good luck event would occur. pttttttt so the poop squeezed out of the piglet's anus hole and dropped to the ground. and the piggy, wheeled herself around and went down to her fours. she brought her face right square eye level up to the brown smart looking curl of poop and gave the poop a sniff. by this time her brown poop had collected on the floor and onto a landfill looking like gravel pile. except it wasn't gravel grains but a curl tube of brown and butt poop, directly from the piglet's anus and freshly produced after a gargantuan piggy supper of slop. the piggy brought her mouth to the one end of the laying poop pile and opened her mouth wide, as wide as fresh strawberry pie. hhummph!the piggy with one giant gob motion of her mouth sapped up the one end of the poop and sapped it into her piggy mouth. she wasn't able to get all of it into her mouth, but a good 5 inches of her poop curl slid into her mouth. the piggy sat there on her butt on the floor with this 5 inch piece of poop for a minute and nothing happened.
no energizing matrix was activated on the poop; instead the piggy tasted from the poop the taste of shit. oh well, not everything is as it seems, and that didn't work so well, so the piggy, liking the taste of her poop, swallowed half of it and spit the other half to the floor again. yum, one of these days the piggy might adventure not only picking and nibbling at her brown poop but decide to full on eat her poop as a whole piece. what a pig.