>>1310
"By this point, dearest sibling, I've concluded that the terminology of this age is less the smokescreen I gave these cretins credit for and more about extreme insecurity in the face of correct thinking beyond the level arrived at by an R.L. Stine Which Way Adventure antagonist. If I had to guess, Ken can't admit Barbie was on top of his shit talking a year after bar mitzvah. I entrust this to the postal service, knowing full well the slight serrated edges on the letter accompanied by the golden arrow I ground down to dust and mixed into the wax coating along the borders and ink in the lettering and sealant in place of licking the stamp will see you to me when this is properly delivered. Follow the yellow prick road, I'll keep the news station on. Anticipating first base, ...... everypony."