penises are all actually roughly the exact same size

if you go naked for over 24 hours, your dick shrinks into a chode. this is where the internet pictures come from

if you find a really attractive woman and last long enough, the penis gets harder than during normal intercourse and is bigger

porn stars inject their penises with plastic, and get plastic surgery paid for by taxes set aside for the NAACP, to get larger penises

women also do not enjoy sex, they only pretend to

you can test these theories yourself, the chode one is easy, trust me I'm right on every count

the "doctors" of this empire exist only to sell things like Viagra, so they want you to think you have magic babydick