At last we come to a portion of this introduction with some substance, a brief description of the units and the shit that goes down there.

The 'Floors'

>1 North

Incorrectly named, this is simply the ground floor of the tower, and hosts most imaging services and test sites, as well as Nuclear Medicine. Despite (or in fact in light of) the fact that no patients stay here, it is one of the best places for them to be at any given time.

>1W

The Clinical Decision Unit (CDU) is a grey area, technically being part of the ED but located in the main hospital. It mainly serves as a way to placate lying niggers into staying one or two nights, then pissing off once the hospital can prove they're fine.

(Note: Nigger does not refer to a black necessarily, rather an ill behaved one (white or black). I will refer to civil blacks as Negros or by nothing at all.)

>1 East

A newly renovated and converted floor, it serves as the primary stroke unit (although de jure general neurology). It also has the concerning addition of built in monitoring cameras in every room, staring at you from the ceiling (yes, more on that later).