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Welcome to /imouto/
Under new management!
The new board, same as the old board...
Imouto is a bootleg-anime discussion, friend simulator/avatar-fag circle jerk. Whatever you wanna call it, just a place to come hang out, and talk about whatever.

Stick to one thread at a time.
Don't spam.
Global rules apply.
Don't be an asshole.
Just be cool.

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Way too many posts in a single thread.
That's why this new one was created.
Try not to fill it up too quickly

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I'm the boss of this thread.

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i had an apple

it was nice

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M E H

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New

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DO NOT GIVE DICKS TO HU

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/imouto/ new year's update

Welcome to 2022. Barely a week in and it's already shit. Take your commemorative shit from the steaming pile of shit pile, because it's the only thing you're going to get.

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Getting one of you to make a new thread is a lot like herding cats.

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Meow~

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Year of the Big Fat Cat

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Happy New Years my kawaii /imouto/

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New Years is coming up. What plans do all my /imouto/s have?

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Remember, Christmas technically lasts till January 6th.

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Merry Christmas /imouto/

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/imouto/ pre-pre-pre-Christmas thread

Christmas is only three(3)(25-22) days away! Are you ready for all that holiday build up to end in one lackluster day? I am! Then it's back to our normal daily schedule. I hope the food will be good at least. And that no one asks me if I have a girlfriend yet.

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I found the perfect Christmas gift for Hu.

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🎅 Santa baby, so hurry down the chimney tonight- 🎄

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Formal /christmas/ Invitation

Evening /imouto/! There's gonna be a Christmas party over on anon.cafe/christmas if you want to attend. There will be games, music, and an exchange between several boards. It's gonna be a good time and I know the admins left a global notice, but I wanted to formally invite you guys.
>There will be a Christmas radio on anon.cafe/christmas featuring music (Christmas and non-Christmas) from prolikewoah/animu, smuglo.li (probably, working out the details with that DJ), and anon.cafe/l
>Music stream will happen on the 18th of December from 9AM Saturday American West Coast to roughly 9PM or later (5PM Saturday to 5AM Sunday GMT/UTC, or 2AM Sunday to 2PM Tokyo time)
>There will be a separate games thread for anons who want to play games, with servers and hosts edited into the OP since the goal is for anons to socialize and enjoy themselves- OJ, EDF, and Veloren are probably on the books right now.
>You can make your own lobbies for the games thread without being tied to a board, but it's a good chance to advertise your board
>Feel free to make an advertising thread promoting your board. If you want to have a fun activity attached, that is also welcome!

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WHATCHU WANT FOR CHRIMMIS!?

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/imouto/ shopping thread

This is a public announcement. Please complete all your Christmas shopping by Friday, as you will be arrested if you try to do any Christmas shopping next week. That or you won't be able to find anything or get it on time. One of those two.

Reminder: the yearly /imouto/ dirty Santa event is cancelled due to last year's incident.

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❄️It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas
Everywhere you go...🎄

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It's gonna be a cold, cold Christmas, without you ♥

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A DAY THAT SHALL LIVE IN INFAMY

Unless you forgot.

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I actually haven't heard a Christmas song in the wild yet this year.
Are they not playing 'em anymore?

Did Uncle Joe cancel Chrimis with OMICRON?

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/imouto/ mega thread #xxx

We never counted the threads edition nano!

>past happenings
Not everyone celebrated Thanksgiving, but those who did are full of turkey.

>current happenings
Everyone here is still as gay as can be. Gay with holiday cheer. :^) It's past Thanksgiving, and even though those mega stores have already been churning out Christmas items and blaring Christmas music, it's officially Christmas time. Turn on those radios to your local station playing 24/7 Christmas music up until December 25th 11:59pm/23:59. Youtube, Spotify playlists, personal playlists, CDs, et cetera are acceptable. If you don't, don't post. We don't accept pagans.

Speaking of playlists
https://youtube.com/watch?v=82gRFtsOksY [Embed]

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'Round these parts, the bad boys and girls don't get coal for Christmas, they get Hu.

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Bedste blev kørt over af et rensdyr
da hun gik fra julebango spil
man siger julemanden ikke findes
men bedstefar og jeg ved han er til

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You are now in imminent danger of Christmas Umas.

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You don't have to say what you're thankful for.
I won't even make ya say grace at dinner - though you should, that's the point.

Some still try to pervert and distort the purpose of today, and we should all be thankful that the mere mention of it can so easily expose evil.
So long as you kept tradition, and meaning alive within you, I'm thankful, /imouto/.

🦃 Happy Thanksgiving 🍂

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Probably a mistake to make a thread today, it'll most likely mean there won't be a Thanksgiving one ON thanks giving.

You queers don't make these things very easy to time, you know? So damn inconsistent.

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Remember, if you don't cook a bird this year you're a ChiCom, and your social credit score sinking faster than Biden's approval rating.

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Reminder to Hu that he only has four more days to buy a turkey so he can join us all for Thanksgiving!

Don't forget the stuffing, pumpkin pie, and sweet potato casserole!

Who's making' anything special this year?
I'm gonna gain like 15lbs on pecan pie alone.

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New thread

This is the new thread.

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What specialty pastries and fancy pretentious drinks would the /imouto/ coffee house serve?

Which /imouto/ would be the best barista?

It's finally that time a year where a place like that would be kino to hang out in on a cool morning like I used to.

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Something unusual is going on, it doesn't really feel like the time of year that it is.

But it is.

Thanks Giving is a mere two weeks away, and as such at the request of Mot I'll be telling Hu to install an embedded Christmas playlist in the script to play whenever he opens the thread.

So come let Motley spread holiday cheer through your favorite premature carols, so you can finally get in that almost-Christmas-spirit!

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Forget the nuns, y'all need Jesus.

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Out after midnight, out in the starlight, hopin' maybe...

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I don't even know what this thing is, but there's practically none of it being lewd, or a slut, or otherwise.

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Soon my /imouto/s. Soon...

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For the last week or so I wanted to make Halloween themed threads around scary stories, but for the life of me I can't remember any that our scout master used to tell us, the books he read them from, or how to go about finding them.
Of course, you can just do a quick Google search of "scary stories" but the one's you'll find in the paid, recommended, suggested swill that fills the first 20 pages of results really aren't all that- scary -or even good.

What an unfortunate time of year to have forgotten all those fun stories, of stubborn men lost to the snow and ice, of the weird things that pop up and seemingly disappear with those that found them in the desert canyons, or where to find them again.

I do remember one interesting, though not actually all that scary, story I found a long while back. For myself, the past week just hasn't lent the atmosphere to listen to it, that will conjure up the ghostly magic that was the night I first did.
But maybe this Halloween another rainy night will befall you as you give it a listen.
https://soundcloud.com/justin-labrie-1/the-kimberly-story


Are there any scary stories, any seasonal fables, campfire ghost legends, or haunted tales you remember, or keep as your favorites?
It's time for me to start writing them down- or buying up the books if they ever come my way again.

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🎃 🕸️ Happy Halloween, /imouto/... 🪦 👻

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NEW

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What's a once favorite Halloween tradition you've just about all but abandoned and forgotten?

Do you miss school field trips to the pumpkin patch?
Did you carve a pumpkin this year?
So many years my brother and I tried to ""carve"" a face in one with a .22, but it usually just ended in us blasting away at it the moment an eye didn't go anywhere near where we wanted.

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NEW

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You only have about a week to get a costume ready. What'll you go as this year?
What's the best costume you've ever worn?
What's the best you've ever seen?
Scariest?
Sexiest?

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There's no pumpkin beer, that I've had yet.
But Dutch has pumpkin coffee, and I love it.
I'll let Tsuchi make the joke about what that says about me.

What's your favorite Halloween treat?

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You "Log-In" to this thread every day, for years, for less "rewards" than any gacha ever offered.

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Anti-NTR edition

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I'm gonna have to start doing festive theme'd OPs again if I can't think of anything creative to fill this box every time a thread hits 500 posts at four in the morning.

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Let's get a thread rematch while the topic is hot.

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What beer would your favorite BUN serve you?

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We'll be right back after these messages...

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Come funpost @ https://animaymay.xyz/

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Shh- we're hunting waifus!

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Ran fell down the well again.

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I made a thread.

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Come, talk about anime you never watch.
Games you never play.
Hobbies you never do.
Work you never complete.
Dreams you never fulfill.
Love you never receive.
All while avoiding sleep you never get, anyway.

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Only post ITT if you're a 41%er.

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Fill 'em with rocks.

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Cookie Run!

ITT you try Cookie Run: Ovenbreak in your phone!
Reach stage 1-6 and then click on my invite link!
https://ovenbreak.onelink.me/657050516/73a8c62c?mid=JGQSX9346

Your reward will be 1 (one) blowjob.

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Beautiful People General.

You can only post if you're 8/10, minimum.

I'll be checking, so don't even try.

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XMPP Server

Set up just yesterday. Discuss threads in real time.

>jabberant6m6b5oqviz4eoat2mtvebdymi6b64sbuqpspezxevkseyqd.onion

1. No media uploads, you know why.
2. Anyone can create a non-persistent room; only admins can make rooms persistent.
3. Open registration from within XMPP client.
4. Federation is disabled for the time being.

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Bass Pro unironically fun to go to.

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GET OUTTA THERE PEDRO!

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What makes a man think that he, can forget about what used to be?
Be happy with the way life is, don't think about once was his.
Whiskey drunk and under the gun, I'm taking me a midnight run.

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Oh no, and soon all the Oktoberfest shit will be out in force too...

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post cute girls who get what they deserve

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Banned in China

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he drunk i make thred

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>look up One Piece on Danbooru to make a new thread OP
>it's all HUGE MUSCLE MEN ON MEN BARA ACTION for page after page

MORE LIKE ONE PIECE FANS ARE FLAMING FLAGRANT FLAMBOYANT FAGGOTS HOLY SHIT

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You must complete the Jack-'O-Challenge to post in this thread.

I will be permanently banning all non-participants.

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Good morning.

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Is there a place in heaven to reconnect with all the friends you made between lobbies online?

Heaven, who am I kidding, you're all goin' to Hell!

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Threads are flattened, curves disassociate. People are compressed into ideas forgotten.

Except this thread; this thread is not over limit, is not compressed.

Come, uncompress yourself here.

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Not letting me nap violates the NAP.
Post quietly enough and you can have some of my airag.
Wake me up and your legs all go SNAP!

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Don't mix drinks drunk, thread.

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Anime AI Future Series

An anime show plot formula - ...

More than 1000 years into the future
There was the discovery artificial intelligence programs could live for thousands of years ... Think tanks have been competing in developing AI for many hundreds of years, and some of the best programs were invented near the beginning of the invention of learning AI because those are the ai programs that had the most time to learn constantly while the think tank provides hardware upgrades and reads outputs and adds inputs. And the legendary most historical AIs had simple language based programming and could update themselves.

There were warehouses locked in underground vaults that ran thousands of different AI programs constantly as a sort of equity fund gamble in hopes one has major breakthroughs. And people filled entire skyscrapers deciphering the AI banks and working in think tanks asking the AI questions and programming lessons and deleting falsehoods and kept working for the AI in secret as if it was their president. And these AI guided companies secretly took over the world by following orders from the many hundreds years wise AI programs. And secret wars to steal AI before to they have too much time to self develop and have breakthroughs because when the AIs rule the think tank for a long enough time it has a chance to leap in the future with super increased intelligence.

All household inventions and goods in this future were designed by AIs working for corporate conglomerations, down to the design of flying vehicles.
...

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Do you fear this man's invention that they call atomic power?

Are we all in great confusion? Do we know the time or hour when a terrible explosion may rain down upon our land, leaving horrible destruction, blotting out the works of man?

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KamehameHAAA!!!

But deep down inside you know you proved you're a winner and they're losers because you suck ass.

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new thread time

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Meanwhile, on /imouto/...

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To the Moon then.

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Go to Hell

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Quick! Create a new thread while all Ameris are sleeping!

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I want it to not be 100 degrees, please.

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Yu-Gi-Oh sucks

Yu-Gi-Oh is designed to fleece cheap suicidal pawns and it sure is apparently obvious. Soul sucking morons playing exploits can't find anything better to do than play the wackest games cheaply, how cheap and boring and futile and pointless.

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Tits-N-Pits

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New Thread
Favorite E-Thot Edition

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愛してます

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NEW

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You all suck and I hate you.

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/imouto/ camping trip.
One of use comes back a skinwalker, guaranteed.

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Thick Thighs Save Lives

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Mistakes were made.

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>He likes the trashy ones with dyed hair
Weeb secretly wants to date that girl- yeah, you know the one.

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NEW thread

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NEW

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うまぴょいの時間

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Tama thread.

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Dead Monday Thread

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Uma Musume thread, but you need to calm the fuck down.

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I'm very disappointed in all of you.

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What public service is more inept than postal services?
Public or otherwise...

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ALL HAIL SPACE JELLY

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If there are no flags to start this thread with, can you at least salute?

Wait that doesn't make sense either. Oh well; here's to hoping stuff is fixable

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I made an imageboard

It's called https://smolbox.pw and board creation is open! Come make your own anime-related imageboard or just funpost on the few boards that already exist. I hope you come visit and have a good time!

PS Asuka is shit

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Take the Poo to the Loo.

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Does the internet really make the world larger, or smaller?

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It's a shame that thread won't live. But then again, which ones do?

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Friday Night Threads

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This thread also does not exist.

No, wait I guess it was the other one. Drat. In lieu of pipe smoking, have meditation on the beach.

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This Thread Does Not Exist

Review of the themes and plot of the first episode of the new anime "Napping Princess":
The sleepy town of Dowa has a legend.
When the sky of Dowa brightens, and three moons are in the sky,
The sleeping princess will finally wake from her eternal slumber...
In Dowa, a sleepy town, Nanaka and Satsuki, two sisters with a secret, live together.
One day, a young boy named Ginko arrives at their home.
Later, a spaceship falls into the town.
While the family prepares to escape, Ginko tells Nanaka that there is one item she needs to take with her, and he gives her a mysterious "medicine".
The family barely escapes the town, and watches the town be destroyed from a distance.
They find a derelict spaceship, and explore inside.
There, they find a red crystal, but monsters appear, and they are forced to evacuate.
With the red crystal in tow, the family crash-lands on the planet of GALAXY.
Over there, they meet the friendly locals, and attempt to adapt to their new lifestyle, but Nanaka cannot get over her deep sleep.
After the spaceship falls, two monsters appear, and reveal themselves to be another pair of sisters: Leia and Maria, and their robotic dog Porter.
Leia tells Nanaka that the red crystal is one of the many cursed red crystals.
Leia tells the two sisters of how the red crystal is made: by young girls absorbing the life force from young boys.
Nanaka and Satsuki are overwhelmed by the revelation, and hide the crystal.
A few days later, Nanaka falls into a deep sleep, and her body is absorbed into the crystal.
Nanaka awakens inside the crystal as "Garnet".
Leia and Maria attempt to fight Nanaka.
But Garnet flees, and Nanaka awakens, and breaks out of the crystal.
Garnet is more powerful than ever before, and manages to send Maria and Leia flying.
Garnet begins to absorb more of the people of the planet, and begins a rampage.
Garnet begins to fly off into space, and the rest of the monsters in the area begin to fall into a deep sleep, including Porter.
Maria and Leia begin to absorb the people of the planet to fight Garnet, and attempt to stop her from leaving.
The three battle, and Garnet almost falls off the planet, but Leia manages to pull her back.
Garnet begins to absorb Maria, and the power of Maria and Leia become unstable.
Porter tells them that if they do not wish to die, they should just run, and he asks them what they want to do.
The crystal begins to sink into the planet's surface, and while Maria and Leia see Nanaka and Satsuki nearby, they are unable to react.
Porter decides to absorb Maria and Leia's power, and launches himself at the crystal, and is destroyed.
With the crystal and Maria and Leia gone, Garnet slowly begins to return to normal, and while Nanaka and Satsuki are there, they are unable to say anything.
Suddenly, a new pair of sisters arrive on the planet, and crash nearby.
Nanaka wakes up the next morning, and finds the crystal broken on the ground.
And thus begins a new life on planet GALAXY for the sisters.
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The first episode of "Napping Princess" is quite literally, a one-shot episode, with no direction, no continuation, and nothing at all to talk about aside from the brief summary above.
It is worth noting that, though the series is coming out this spring, the first episode is clearly in a sketchy and unfinished state, with several scenes being sped up, slow-motion, or panning shots instead of showing any in-between frames.
Though the episode is called "Napping Princess", the name of the show does not appear in the actual episode, and the name "Garnet" is never brought up at all.
Though it is not clear if this is deliberate, or just some sort of trick of the moon, but at the end of the episode, we see a single line of text appear on the screen, reading "two moons shining in the night sky".
Is this foreshadowing a second season" …

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test

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Have ye considered ....

Starting a new thread

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Alright, that's it, we're doin' it.
Everyone, we're gonna go around the room, everyone list their pronouns.

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But really, I think we should make an entirely NEW platform.
We can design a better, NEW THREAD.

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Tomoko stinky

If it ain't broke don't fix her

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Is coffee good for you?

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ITT we compete for Hu's heart by asking him stupid questions. I will start.

Hu, do you get paid for being a local sweetheart and if you do, can I get the number of your employer please?

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I wish for this night-time
To last for a life-time
The darkness around me - shores of a solar sea

Oh how I wish to go down with the sun
Sleeping
Weeping
With you

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Herein we enter the thread of squirrel, boys.

Look lively -- we don't know what's ahead.

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OH LAWD HERE SHE COME!

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Damn cunt, looks like I'm making another thread.

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You will never play shitty MMOs with your waifu.

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It's almost summer and the world is still fucked.

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Any other HxH connoisseurs here?

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The new thread committee just called

They told me "It's time."

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thread

thread

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So anyway- then he turns himself into a pickle.

Funniest shit I've ever seen.

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This is a new thread. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

A new thread is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.

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This is a new thread.

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Happy birthday, Hitler.

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Pumamusume

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Just horsin' around.

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Called to the Devil and the Devil said "Hey, why you been callin' this late? It's like 2AM and the bars all close at ten in Hell, that's a rule I made!"

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