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God has every reason to punish me like this, but you have to treat it like going to court for any other crime, and completely deny guilt.
Like twice a year maybe max.
Aw c'mon it's an old joke, just lemme have it.
No it's not an Arizona thing, it's just a what portion of the government do you work for, thing.
I do fit the bill on at least one of those, but I don't fit it enough for them to hire me, that's all.