Bernd 06/11/2020 (Thu) 10:51:45 No.37682 del
An old Sicilian lies in his deathbed, surrounded by family. As per tradition, the laziest member of the family inherits it all.

The dying man says:

- Pedro, my son, come closer
- Yes, papa
- Imagine you sitting on a bench on a beautiful sunny day and you see the wind carrying by a banknote of 500 francs. What do you do?
- Nothing papa, I'll have more money later, but now I'll enjoy the sunny day.
- Good, Pedro. Now, Sergio, come closer.
- Yes, papa.
- Imagine you sitting on a bank of a river and from the other bank a gorgeous woman is calling you. What will you do?
- Nothing, papa, there will be other women in my life, but no same moment of calm and serenity by a beautiful river.
- Good, good. Now, Antonio, my boy, come closer.
- Come closer yourself