I'm learning Chinese. I hate Chinese people. I'm just doing this to impress other people with the fact that I can speak/read/and write in Chinese. Learning their language has only made me hate them even more. Whoever came up with their writing system is a fucking retard. Nobody knows that I'm learning Chinese except for two "friends". I'm not going to let anyone know until one day I'm at a Chinese restaurant with my family and start having a conversation in Chinese with my waitress. I better have a reaction like those Youtube videos, or else I will be severly disappointed.