TMI blogpost incoming, open at your own discretion. You will NOT be missing crucial lore if you don't end up reading this so I repeat, open it at your own peril:
I am not even a week dry but I have gotten so incredibly horny that I am mid-lectures inventing elaborate fanfics in my head of me having a chance encounter with chicks and how we end up falling in love and copulating. I intend to try to beat my record and lasting until at least 2026 but I am already off to a tough competition