Anyways i had a weird fucking dream, i woke up, scared, naked, in the swedish frejolrds and grassy plain, "this place is cold as fuck" i thought to myself, but then, my glassy, teary eyes caught something EXTRAVANT in the horizon, it was a man, pale skin, black beard and hair and 190lbs of muscle only the GREEK gods would envy.This man(His name Fernardo Bonaldo) walked up to me and was left ashook at my sight. "Why are you oh so naked and trembling oh little one?" he callled me "little one" this fucking sven guy, dude is like 5'9 same height as me. Anyways, i motion my head to transmit to him "yea, im fucking cold here", behold, he throws a furcape at me, i wear it and im warmth again.
"Thank you for your kindess! how could i repay you for this?"
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