>>77321
>you connected Link with Spartan armor,
Cool lie idiot. My terrible childhood involved study and training where I learned how to recognize historical children's clothing, so I can tell when a picture shows a child acting ABOVE his age, unlike you.

Your childhood keeps going on forever until you die from thinking video games fulfill "desires", and not the pizza and coke you're gorging in between waddling your thumbs. Is that why your secret desire is to be a corpse, fatty?