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ACCOUNTANT – a person lowered by placing their dick behind their ear, like a pen or pencil. The suit, although through the dick, is unpierced.
WAFFLER – a rooster who makes a living sucking dicks. Sometimes, his front teeth are knocked out for more comfortable oral use. A pierced suit.
HELICOPTER – the same as a ROUND LUKE, which two partners simultaneously use in the ass and mouth.
DIVER – a person who is simply dunked headfirst into the toilet, or even pissed on while doing so. An unpierced suit.
GAZONYUKH – a person who, on command, is forced to run up to the criminals, attach his mouth to their asses, and inhale their farts. Then, holding his breath, the slob runs to the window and exhales through it, so the cell doesn't reek of fart. This suit is unpierced, but is considered the worst of all – "below the baseboard."
SUSPENDED – disgraced for licking a woman's cap or kissing a woman on the lips after she sucked his dick. Unpierced suit.
CHEAP COCKEREL – the supervisor of the zone's cock collective. Distributes duties among the cockerels, resolves conflicts, and resolves issues with the normal guys (the only cockerel the normal prisoners don't mind talking to). Can be either pierced or unpierced (which is more common).
SHIT EATER – a low-ranking prisoner, disgraced for eating someone else's feces. A shit-eater's spit on clothing results in its total filthiness (it's shameful for a normal guy to wear it; it should be washed in bleach or sent to a rag shop), and if it lands on an exposed part of the body, it permanently relegates the victim to PARAFFIN. An unpierced suit, but "below the baseboard."
THERMOMETER - a rooster fucked by a penis in a Vaseline-smeared armpit. An unpierced suit, albeit through the penis.
DOLPHIN - found in prisons with pit toilets. It's filthy for diving into one toilet hole, struggling in the pit, and then climbing out the other, under threat or for losing a card game, and repeating this several times until all the toilet holes are gone. An unpierced suit, but below the "diver."
A HOLEY ONE – someone who has been humiliated by having something inserted into their butt, or someone who has failed a leak test – someone who sat in a basin and let bubbles out of their butt. A pierced suit. However, if someone gets into their butt during a police search or medical procedures, such a passenger is not considered pierced. Likewise, hiding notes, SIM cards, drugs, or money in their butt is not considered piercing; even a normal guy can do that.
A WOODPECKER – a rooster – an active-passive homosexual, fucked by normal prisoners, but who also fucks other roosters (ROCKERS). A pierced suit (if they were fucked) or unpierced (if they were simply pierced). GIRAFFE – tainted for sticking his head out from behind the curtain in a prison toilet while taking a crap. Unpierced suit.
PLAGUE-INFECTED PEDERAST – a rooster who no one fucks due to old age, ugliness, a contagious disease, extreme sloppiness, or a completely flared butt. In short, a retired or disabled rooster. Pierced suit (if previously a fucker) or unpierced (if simply tainted).
AIR CONDITIONER – same as LAWN-BLOWER.
CONTACH – tainted by accidentally touching roosters or their belongings, or by sitting on a rooster's perch but not being fucked. Lives with roosters and often develops into real roosters. Unpierced suit.
KING OF ALL SUITS – a particularly nasty rooster, possessing all or many of the rooster colors. Naturally, the color is pierced; you can't become the king of all colors with an intact butt.