Rooster proofster patriotic monster
Hey Yeeee-ha!
Rides his wheelchair ready for the shitshtorm
Wheezing through the threads, jerking on the CAPS Lo-oh-ohck
Serviced all hoes in the station's building
Humping in his chair like on Volodin's Co-oh-oh-ohck

Squealing in the morning
Creaking through the night
Dizzy from the CAPTCHA
Greedy for F Five!

Rooster proofster patriotic monster
Legless whore ungreased shitposter
Always wanna more piss-in-face receiver
(Wheres all my post, I HATE YOU, DAMN HOHLINA!)