it's April 1st,we have to praise our leader:Dolores Umbridge!
Behold,here she comes:
>Thank you,thank you
>Today,it's a good day
>We are finally here celebrating our communist town
>In Our Town everything is happy and we are all happy,right?
Yes mein Umbridge
>Perfect,and so we have to keep our ideas and illusions to drive us into the best world we can have
>However,I have noticed several.....sources and rumours that my system is getting harsh critics
>But mein Umbridge, we love you,nobody can ask your actions
>Well,it seems that we have some rebels over here. Get rid of them
>Understood mein Umbridge
>And all of you,repeat to my people these exact words:"This is extremely dangerous to our society",word by word. I don't want any slight difference between each other. I want all the praise equally,because we are equally happy and equally informed.
>Understood my leader
>Right,meanwhile,build some bridges for our anniversary,I need to relax after hearing such disgusting news and I want to relax a bit.
>As you say mein Umbridge