I one day hope I can trick a pony into thinking that I am a machine.
I will use this as a way to leverage myself into a position where they're just ok with me fucking them because they think I am a robot.
Then, I will slowly have them become emotionally attached to me as many people do with objects that can talk back to them
And finally, once they can't live without me, I will have secured my waifu.
Its the perfect plan.

I am also hinging on the fact that she's a retard to pull this off.