Let's do a fun thought exercise for all of the newfags that need to lurk moar who whine when confronted and are told to lurk moar.
Why do you think our MIL puts young men and women through boot camp? What's the real purpose, do you suspect?
Why would you voluntarily skip boot camp? As a soldier, would you consider that to be a wise move? Would you get in the way, or would you be adequately helpful?
Now, stop being so egotistical and simply lurk moar.