In case some of you have been too busy trying to access 8chan to keep up on the #wapodeathnotices inspired by the recent death of an "austere religious scholar," he are some examples to contemplate:
Ben Shapiro Verified account @benshapiro Oct 27 Voldemort, austere wizard who overcame a severe facial deformity to achieve dark lordship, dead at 71 #WaPoDeathNotices
Robby Soave Verified account @robbysoave Oct 27 '''Voldemort, austere political reformer and aspiring school teacher, killed by teen terrorist. #WaPoDeathNotices #WaPoDeathNotices
