Dear Peasants of Ontario,

Fuck you and your freedoms only us elite get to have fun you are our slaves. I Doug Ford am your Daddy now and you will do as I say not as I do.

Now go support Walmart buy GMO food, take your boosters and shut the fuck up while I eat butter and sit my fat ass on my brand new Skidoo.

Sincerely your fat Dictator,

DOUGLAS "Butterball" FORD