anon needs a wife-ectomy, please.

Seriously though, my heart goes out to all the other married anons dealing with less-than-fully-awake or only-just-awoken spouses. mine is still half-asleep, thinking she's aware of what's going on.

The only thing this anon knows is, as much as we've collectively figured out, there's a few metric shit-tonnes of garbage we are meant to never know.