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Mark Gadala-Maria @markgadala - This story is insane:
• american streamer goes to south korea to do content like a lunatic
• dances on a memorial for wwii sex slaves, plays north korean propaganda on the subway, throws ramen at a store owner like a psychopath
• the country puts a BOUNTY on his location
• a former korean navy seal finds him and knocks him out cold on a live stream
• he gets arrested, charged with 8 counts including deepfake sexual violence crimes
• shows up to his first court date an hour late, hungover, in a maga hat
• calls south korea a "us vassal state" in open court
• prosecution asks for 3 years hard labor
• his mom files a petition begging the judge for leniency
• his last words before sentencing: "i haven't done anything to offend anyone during these proceedings, which shows i learned my lesson"
• judge sentences him anyway, has him handcuffed in the courtroom on the spot
• and when he finally gets deported back to america, he has to register as a sex offender
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Dexerto @Dexerto
NEW: Johnny Somali has been found guilty of all charges in South Korea and has been sentenced to prison with labor