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John Konrad V @johnkonrad - Video: Wow. Hillary’s former running mate, Sen. @timkaine, accused Navy Secretary @HungCao_VA of lying and got publicly stuffed into a locker by CNO Adm. Caudle.
Cao said legacy media inflated reports of food shortages and broken toilets into fake news.
Kaine called Cao a liar and suggested he was sweeping problems under the toilet mat.
Then Caudle stepped in and explained that one head going down equals about 1% of roughly 6 million turd flushes — which, at sea, is not a scandal. It’s an engineering miracle.
My suggestion? Let’s get Timmy a gold-plated porta-potty, strap him to it for safety, and put the thing on a roller coaster so he can experience 90 seconds of shipboard reality while he’s taking a sh!t.
I don’t mean to be crude but Tim Kaine deserves it. Nothing. NOTHING. Pisses off sailors more than when they are working to keep sewage systems working and some puke in a suit and tie who’s never stood under a leaking sh!tter valve calls to give the ship a hard time.
Seriously, toilet systems aboard ship were the bane of my existence as Chief Mate. I’ve been completely covered in human waste multiple times and would have traded my left nut for a 1% failure rate. The Admiral’s right. Hung Cao is telling the truth. It’s fake news and the truth is a miracle.
And if I was Hung I’d give every single engineer on that ship who turned a toilet wrench on the USS Ford a medal for a job well done!
BZ to Admiral Caudle for shutting this nonsense down.
https://x.com/johnkonrad/status/2056817856134664433

John Konrad V @johnkonrad - Navy ships have hundreds of crew, so there’s usually a trained barber—or at least one guy who can run clippers without creating a war crime.
Merchant ships have 25 people.
So you get TERRIBLE haircuts.
But I’ve never before seen one bad enough to trigger NATO Article 5.
https://x.com/johnkonrad/status/2056894994833703397