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Buzz Patterson @BuzzPatterson - Meet Graham Platner:
Every military unit has one. Graham’s the living legend of every squad bay from Ramadi to wherever the hell else he rotated through.
While the rest of the platoon was wiring money home to the wife, fixing the truck, or pretending to save for that mythical “house,” Platner was the guy who treated his entire paycheck like a two-day liberty pass in Bangkok.
First and fifteenth? Straight to the ATM, then straight to the bar. Beers for the whole damn platoon (until the tab hit four figures), followed by the kind of “romantic investments” that left him broke, hungover, and explaining to the First Sergeant why his dress blues smelled like regret and regret’s cheaper cousin.
Other Marines came home with stories of valor. Graham came home with stories, a new tattoo he “doesn’t remember getting,” and the financial stability of a Somali pirate on shore leave.
Now he’s running for Senate as the working man’s champion.
Brother, the only thing you’ve ever championed is happy hour and poor decisions. The oyster farm must be doing real well to launder all those years of “supporting local talent.”
Semper Fi, you magnificent degenerate. Just don’t check your campaign finance reports for “entertainment expenses.”
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Graham Platner for Senate @grahamformaine
Video: We're all being robbed. We're all angry.
It's time we focused that anger where it belongs.
https://x.com/BuzzPatterson/status/2059740028675465720

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