tales of the /devilish/ land Anonymous 10/01/2017 (Sun) 05:59:42 No. 557 del

>Aunt prides herself for being a supposedly cheap eater
>in fact, she prides herself in all things that she does and sees all as inferior to her
>I don't eat like her, as I'm neither obese nor am I a vegan
>being skinny and tall and male doesn't help the situation when she's short and fat and 3 times divorced, thus hates men with a passion
>She hates me and thus uses my supposed bad spending habits as a target of passive aggressive bullying
>knowing all this and seeing it made apparent by the barely concealed disgust on her face, I devise my plan. For 3 months I research and create it
>after 3 months, I have built up a dynamic with her of joking about my bad food expenditures
>Not that I agreed with her, but merely allowed her to continue saying these things
>then comes the bomb
>get first real money earned (I got fired after 4 days anyway)
>she decides it's time for oh so expensive me to buy my own food and see the REAL cost
>agree completely with her
>got to the store, she spends the entire journey talking at me about how hard it will be for me to eat cheaply when I eat mainly "junk" food (aka normal southern east coast food)
>go around shopping, ignore her advise
>carefully check the nutritional and caloric content per dollar on every item
>work it down to about 2 dollars average per day, including slightly expensive items at her angry request
>get to the check out

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