I ended up finding a workaround to fix this month's finances (next month should be better since rent finally updates and triples) and I went ahead and bought a new keyboard. It's from a chinese brand called "Only", and I found that very fitting because it's only technically a keyboard, and it only has a case and keys. It doesn't even have dedicated volume keys, much less a wrist rest. It weighs all of 10 grams, and it didn't even have any anti-slip rubber feet on its underside, so when I went to try it even the tiniest contact with my hands would make it slide around the table. I ended up having to take off the ones on my previous keyboard and glue them on. The cable is... I don't even know how to describe it, in either of the languages I can speak. The insulation is rough, as if something had gone wrong during the manufacture process. Also it reeks of that chemical that the Chinese spray on their cheapest plastic products so that the rats in the boats won't eat them. But hey I can type again now. I had been using my phone for the last two days lol