Interesting dream last night, and it lasted a while which is rare.

Started with me in the shower and there was this short but attractive woman just outside the shower, we were talking about something and she was wrapped in a towel so I assume she was waiting for me. Next this big crab looking creature about the size of a baseball hat crawls through the window, I leave the shower to get dressed and get a weapon to kill it with. I come back with some kind of one-handed pickaxe but now we are on a beach near where the sidewalk and houses start and the crab has transformed into a dark metallic looking wine barrel with square tiles all over it. I hit it with the axe but it just glances off. Then it shapeshifts again into a tall athletic black woman, or at least something with that sort of body because I never see it's face. I swing at it but never connect because dream reasons, then I have to tactically retreat because some people saw me attacking a PoC womyn. While ducking through all the square apartments I see my reflection and I look like Hank Hill, and that's the end.

>>51698
As someone once said: "tetas hehehehe tetas gonna squish em hehehe yea"