https://ar.motor1.com/news/725291/coupe-fiat-peugeot-sevel-stellantis/
car company: you're invited to visit our revamped factory and see the manufacturing process of our exciting new SUV and hear all about its features and development
car person: *writes long winded, poetic, melancholic article about a model of a concept coupé that some nerd that worked there in the 80s left in an office*

>>56640
oh yeah I had heard about this. I hope they give me most of the profit from extracting that oil. It's my God given right