basically this except

1) I'm not fat (or as fat as she is)
2) I'm not brown
3) I'm not a woman (for the most part)
4) I'm drinking red wine
5) It's drizzling not quite raining
6) I don't have honey
7) My music taste is not horrifyingly bad

>>56969
are you going to start scolding me like cam too? it's just a little wine ffs. you've all done 20x more drugs than me. idk why people act like I'm in a daycare do I seem that childish? I'm LITTERLY 30 years old. but yeah I'll try it your way the next time