>>57264
>I did finally buy wine which is the only good thing that happened to me today
It didn't just happen, you MADE it happen with your sheer masculine will. See the moral here?

>>57272
At least there's no meta quipping about it. That's the odd thing about that Deadpool movie, it's almost like our goofy narrator Deadpool is watching the movie for us and reacting for us. The frumpy married woman sat next to me was loving it.