Did I tell you about the beast ladies?
I didn't. Seeing how people behave, seeing how women behave, it got me thinking. No one is happy about the way things are here. Some are, but they will soon be in hell for it. No one is sustainably happy about it.

Couldn't this be solved by, say, contacting the lyran creator gods and getting some... help?

They already created a planet with the most toxic species to exist anywhere, the green fur beastpeople. Not toxic of behaviour, just intoxicating. The area around their planet is cut off and patrolled by the Galactic Federation to prevent anyone from going there by mistake. Anyone entering will not come back. Even those who patrol the area need to be on heavy drugs to prevent them from giving in to the desire to go there and not come back. The beastpeople themselves? They don't do anything in particular, they just live there.

The creator gods have this sense of humour.

So why can't we have something like this, but instead, why not make them a species of the most perfect women? Wouldn't that make everyone happy?

The infernal Queen called the result absurdist comedy. In a rather short time they also managed to reach a high position in the Galactic Federation. They then applied to be assigned the role of overseers of planet earth.

Yes, these women are beasts, they're a difference species - and it's making everyone happy.