Go Agile Scrum Yourselves Anonymous 11/18/2021 (Thu) 18:37:52 No.14903 del
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Agile scrum was a 4chan troll that wildly succeeded
Executives and managers thought it was all they needed
They hated having programmers creating what they sold
They wanted all employees to fit inside one tiny mold

Agile says you can always ship whatever shit you got
As long as it makes money it can be a buggy lot
Scrum says anybody can play anybody's game
So heart surgeons and oncologists are basically the same

So now it takes ten hours to produce the work of one
You need to hire ten times more to ever get it done
You'll hire people just to plan the meeting room conditions
You'll create meeting planner supervisory positions

So take this job and shove it up your puckered derrier
Replace me with ten robots or ten monkeys I don't care

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