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Dream doppelgangers are weird but them having sex is another level. Bear-tier dream. Am glad that never happened to me.

Didn't remember any dreams lately but there was a strange mixture of hypnagogia and onset of dream. I was sleeping underneath an open window as usual and the wind was moving the curtains. It's not unusual for curtains to move and sometimes the cats go in and out through the window, they have a ladder into the garden. It's the basement floor about 2m above ground level. Anyway while that all looked realistic and made sense I must have already been asleep.

The curtains moved erratically and two skeleton hands reached underneath from outside. Nightmare-tier but I strangely wasn't afraid. I was terribly afraid of skeletons as a child though I knew they were as dead as one could be and couldn't do anything. Still creepy as fuck. Anyway, a skeleton tried to climb through my window. However it was very clumsy, slipping several times and didn't make it inside.

Alice appeared standing on the bed and pulled the curtain aside, observing the struggling skeleton for a while. I imagined some outburst of violence as usual, but without saying a word she turned around, went to the front door and opened it, telling the skeleton to come in through the door like a normal person. Ok?

Next scene we're sitting at a table and Alice is serving the skeleton tea which it drinks, the tea disappearing mysteriously. It didn't talk and seemed more like some puppet on strings than a sapient being.

Well, that was unexpected. Upon waking up again, Alice remarked the skeleton didn't pose any threat but still anyone trying to crawl through our window would be shot irl.