I was at the beach, lots of fit young bikini girls and no dudes, and we got notice that there was a tsunami coming in 5 minutes, largest on record. Most people don't care but I start running, jumping, climbing over fences in my sandles. I was stopped by a double fence with razor wire. I had a hotel room I was going to because it's tall but the hotel wasn't exactly tsunami proof.
So there was a scientific oceanographic institute building, I managed to get to that and a ton of people and I managed to get into a cement lined amphitheater. Very sturdy.
The wave came and it was like insanely large. Maybe a thousand feet. The first wave struck, overtopping the building but it withstood it no problem.
Second wave, no problem.
Third wave. I was sitting next to my f-buddy Xiye Bastida, and told her the third is always the biggest. It hit and a hole broke in the ceiling but instead of water came cryogenic purple/pink crystals that instantly turned anyone who ate a crumb into a cryo-zombie. An old fat guy got it and he was beat down by the crowd, then two more, one was a guy I knew from work, another I beat down personally.
The guy from work had a large caliber revolver and another gun with rectangular bullets. Weird but ok.
I manage to fire all the rounds through the wall by squeezing the trigger with him still grasping it. Zombies are dumb but tough. Now emptied, I take it, a hand full of round and square bullets and the other square barrel gun and shoot him dead with it.
Now it's time to plan the repopulation of the earth and I ask my dream doll, hey, "am I going to have sex in this post apocalyptic wasteland?"
