I am making a tulpa to solve all of my life problems in one go. First of all, I need money fast, and there are a lot of entry positions for coal mining near me that make a lot of money. I am not willing to work or get an education because I have severe ADHD and cannot focus a single minute without Subway Surfers gameplay as well as TikTok storytime videos. So my tulpa will do that for me.
I figure the coal mines might make a human complain, so my tulpa will be Vulcan instead, you know from Star Trek. That way it will not complain about anything and will also be very smart and do all my homework and chores for me. It will also not care that I am a 450 pound man due to Vulcan mind powers and will have super-endurance.
Finally, I need a hot girlfriend. Rarity is best pony and so the tulpa will look like Rarity, but her human form, but of legal age. That's a coal miner, mentally Spock, and looking like Rarity. She will also be my sex slave, because, you know.
Please enjoy this picture of my tulpa, as she appears to me and in reality (once I learn imposition.)
