Drempt I went to the gym and it's been so long I didn't recognize anyone and no one recognized me. A fat walrus looking old fag is all, "doesn't he need to do the fitness training and form classes?" Cause dude was a noob and sees me go straight in where he was stopped. The trim dapper gentleman at the counter says, "no, he is an alpha platnum user based on the number of visits."

Felt good about that one, eat it short timer, how about skip the workout and stop drinking that bud light you beer bellied pansy. Dude like this sometimes come to the gym, sweat all over the equivalent carrying their frozen gallon of purified water and bag, no towel, horrible form, burping and adjusting the machines all wrong, smelling of doritos and menthal. They come in a few times and you never see them again. TG