Lucid dream time, finally fuck yeah! It’s been a while. I was in a castle, classic stone walls and stuff. I stumbled across a prison cell, you know iron bars, big lock. Imprisoned was a stereotypical princess, Peach style in a pink dress with tiara. Who imprisons people like this? The princess was hysterical and begged me to let her out, reaching through the iron bars at me. She kept repeating: 'They're coming, they're coming!'
Now I don't like locking people up and she didn't seem like a threat or bad person so why not help out a princess in distress? Good Alice always helps!
I tried to yank the iron bars of the cell out of the wall, they were about 3cm thick, solid iron. I was quite confident in my strength but this was ridiculous! The bars just cracked and crumbled in my hand like styrofoam. On close inspection it indeed was, yep, silver painted styrofoam. White fuzz spread everywhere and stuck to me due to static electricity. WTF styrofoam prison. The princess got out and seemed to have other worries than the styrofoam, nervously looking around and then running away. I was a bit disappointed and tried to test my strength at the stone wall. A straight punch however did nothing. So much for super dream strength. Well at least it didn't hurt. At that moment a group of about 10 knights in full silver armor and helmets burst in and immediately started to attack me with swords and halberds. They were ridiculously fast. What the hell?
I did - nothing. So they were beating and stabbing me from all sides which was a bit of a chaotic scene that turned 3rd person like in some video game. I sighed and waited for them to realize their attempt was utterly futile but they seemed in a frenzy and showed no intention of stopping. How lame, I was hoping for some surprised faces but with their helmets on no emotions were visible anyway, they seemed more like automata or drug crazed maniacs. Annoying vermin!
I grabbed one of those guys in front of me at the throat, lifted him up and threw him into the ceiling corner of the room. Made a tremendous and unpleasant noise as he crashed into the floor like bowling with trash cans. Well that's what it was. You'd think his companions would overthink their actions upon a little girl not only being immune to any sort of attacks but also throwing a knight in armor at the ceiling, and maybe retreat if they were smart, but they continued attacking me as if nothing happened.
Oh well, I tried, time to end this the usual way. It took several attempts of breathing in, holding the air and flexing my muscles Hulk T-shirt ripping style but then metal spines erupted from my body on all sides. I again saw this in 3rd perspective. Fatality! The spines liquefied, digesting, corroding and crushing those unfortunate fools with armor parts and broken spines falling on the floor, again making a terrible scraping metal-on metal noise that made little sense.
