Definitely did NOT have any super erotic totally illegal opportunistic sex with passed out minors who may or may not have been enemy combatants or goth or bloody environmentalists or headmates, specifically Glen because my dream mind is in a serious relationship with her apparently. Nope, no striptease loli vampires trying to bite my neck or especially NOT one of my friend's child who also happens to choose me over her mother without hesitation and had to call me after a nightmare at 2 in the morning, not even that, never happened, none of it.

Nuh uh.

Nope I had a dream ummm, sorting cheese? Yeah that sounds plausible coming from my totally innocent subconscious dream mind. I'm here just to say sorting cheese can be very erotic at times. No! No no not at all, nothing. Dreamless night.

[Ashley] end of report and I'm suuuuper pissed off now

It's not my fault that nothing happened, not at all, not with questionably aged scantily clad, really hungry girls who love sausage. Nope.